Another one for you @roshanabbas. To read that is ;).

This report says all 'non-essential sexual activities of 3 persons or greater' are banned. I'd love to know what the essential activities are!

Also the animals aren't denied their pleasures!

Read: https://t.co/EKr29hR21A pic.twitter.com/4t8ZuPeJXM

— Papa CJ: Comedian • Executive Coach • Author (@PapaCJ) March 24, 2020

A headline in the press!!!

BELGIUM HEALTH MINISTER PUTS BAN ON NON-ESSENTIAL SEXUAL ACTIVITIES OF PERSONS 3 OR GREATER IN INDOOR AREAS.

The question I have is how you define no-essential and essential in this matter?

Asking for a friend! pic.twitter.com/fMb18SIpgh

— Pierre le Franc (@PeterDixon15) March 24, 2020

My remarks:
1) I didn't know group sex was a big enough pastime to need A Government ruling.
2) Can someone tell me what an "essential sexual activity" is please?

https://t.co/dVbsfgUk0X

— WW2TV Paul Woodadge (@WW2TV) March 23, 2020

Can anyone find a picture of an unhealthier looking health minister(apart from Jean Freeman)? pic.twitter.com/srVcgLoJHd

— Captain Blighty🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚓🐾 (@CBlighty) March 24, 2020