Another one for you @roshanabbas. To read that is ;).— Papa CJ (@PapaCJ) March 24, 2020
This report says all 'non-essential sexual activities of 3 persons or greater' are banned. I'd love to know what the essential activities are!
Also the animals aren't denied their pleasures!
Read: https://t.co/EKr29hR21A pic.twitter.com/4t8ZuPeJXM
A headline in the press!!!— Pierre le Franc (@PeterDixon15) March 24, 2020
BELGIUM HEALTH MINISTER PUTS BAN ON NON-ESSENTIAL SEXUAL ACTIVITIES OF PERSONS 3 OR GREATER IN INDOOR AREAS.
The question I have is how you define no-essential and essential in this matter?
Asking for a friend! pic.twitter.com/fMb18SIpgh
The Belgium Health Minister needs to go on a diet! I don't think I'd be listening to anything she says, plus, what the hell? Person 3 or greater banned from non-essential sexual activities! My brain is not computing this, let me grab a donut and think!— Georgia Alvarez (@georgiaalvare14) March 25, 2020
My remarks:— WW2TV – Paul Woodadge (@WW2TV) March 23, 2020
1) I didn't know group sex was a big enough pastime to need A Government ruling.
2) Can someone tell me what an "essential sexual activity" is please?
I think that is a parody site— Steven Strauss (@Steven_Strauss) March 23, 2020
Can anyone find a picture of an unhealthier looking health minister(apart from Jean Freeman)? pic.twitter.com/srVcgLoJHd— Captain Blighty🇬🇧🏴🌍 (@CBlighty) March 24, 2020
Whilst the President of the USA screams "fake news" about the virus here is the best bit of fake news I've seen today:https://t.co/a2kmefS4u0— Will 🇪🇺 (@Willm1975) March 25, 2020