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Laughter is still the best medicine so enjoy the belowmentioned
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Robert Mugabe, the former Zimbabwe President, is remembered for his wit and colourful language. These are some of his unforgettable quotes:

🍁 1. “When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend.”

🍁 2. “If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-ray machines to see inner beauty.”

🍁 3. “When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup gets suspicious.”

🍁 4. “Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.”

🍁 5. “Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on, rather than send it to your mum, and you realise witchcraft is real.”

🍁 6. “If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.”

🍁 7. “Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.”

🍁 8. Interviewer: “Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?”

Robert Mugabe: “Where are they going?”

🍁 9. Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres; If people still use black color for bad luck and white for peace; If people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals; as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted and not ‘whitelisted’. But I don’t care as long as I still use the white tissue paper to wipe my ass! With that only, I will always be very fine.

🍁 10. No African girl will choose six pack over six cars. So stop going to the gym and go to work!

🍁 11. “How do you convince the upcoming generations that education is the key to success when we are surrounded by poor graduates and rich criminal?”

🍁 12. lf Adam & Eve were Chinese, we would have been in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten thè snake.

🍁 13. A person can love you and still cheat, just like we love God and still sin.

🍁 14. It’s better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a church thinking about beer.

🍁 15. Being kissed does not mean you are loved, ask Jesus about Judas.

🍁 16. “If I am given a chance to travel through time, I will go back to 1946, find Donald Trump’s father and give him a condom!”
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https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/11/robert-mugabe-famous-quotes-171115094122605.html

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