Watch before you use the toilet! Don’t believe us? Wait till you get bitten in your private parts!

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17 September 2016

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‏@fmtoday

Nasty surprise for woman about to use toilet

PETALING JAYA: A 38-year-old woman had the fright of her life when she found a cobra inside her toilet bowl this morning.

Harian Metro reported that the woman came across the snake when she woke up at 7am and was about to use the toilet in her house in Kampung Sungai Batu, Jelawang, Kuala Krai.

Zalma Sulung screamed for help and her husband, Kamarzan Ismail, 42, came to her aid.

Jeli Civil Defence Department officials were alerted about 8.30am and they found the snake was still inside the bowl.

They took five minutes to catch the two-metre-long snake.

http://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/nation/2016/09/16/nasty-surprise-for-woman-about-to-use-toilet/

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You must have seen photos of snakes hiding in the toilet bowl but laughed them off as unlikely.

This Thai man wasn’t laughing when a snake bit him right in the penis!

Don’t let it happen to you or you may lose it. Not the snake but your penis.

Even if you save it, think of all the jokes others will make at your expense!

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28 May 2016

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‏@wis10

Thai man using toilet when >>> SNAP >>> a python initiated an “Intimate Attack” http://bit.ly/1TF3lDe

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‏@NST

Thai man on mend after toilet encounter with penis-biting python

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By AFP – 28 May 2016 @ 1:48 PM

BANGKOK: A Thai man who fought off a three-metre (10-foot) python that bit his penis while he was squatting on the toilet is recovering, hospital staff said Saturday.
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Atthaporn Boonmakchuay was admitted after surviving the nightmare encounter with a snake hiding in the toilet plumbing at his home in Chachoengsao province east of Bangkok.
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“He can urinate as normal and his pain from the wound has reduced,” Rungnapa Sehawong, a supervisor at the local Chularat 11 hospital, told AFP.
.In an interview from his hospital bedside after the incident Wednesday, a smiling Atthaporn told local TV channels the toilet appeared empty when he peaked in before taking a squat.

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“But after a while (the snake) rose from the toilet bowl and bit me,” he said, explaining how he grabbed the serpent’s neck to prevent it from taking him down.
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“At first I thought my penis was gone and already torn apart, because it was really very strong,” he added.

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But he managed to pry open the python’s jaws, after which his wife and neighbour rushed to the blood-splattered scene to cover the snake’s head with a plastic bag.Read More : http://www.nst.com.my/news/2016/05/148292/thai-man-mend-after-toilet-encounter-penis-biting-python

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‏@lebrownlow

WHAT RT @WRAL: Thai man bloodied but unbowed after intimate attack by python: http://wral.com/15729434 #wral