Weird and weirder

It can only get more weird!

7 June 2016

I will never see zebras normally again….

27 Feb 2016

Robyn Millen, from Brighton, said she ‘wanted to die’ after receiving the photo, which showed her father naked in the bath on Valentine’s

Teen stumbles upon lewd photo of dad — then things get even weirder

 

Things usually get terribly awkward and traumatising if you come across nudes or sexts from your family members — but not for this father and daughter.

Robyn Millen, 18, shared how her father had accidentally posted a lewd photo of himself on Snapchat for all to see. He had meant to send the picture only to his wife.

Instead of being embarrassed, however, Robyn’s father was completely cool about it.

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/this-urban-jungle/teen-accidentally-stumbles-upon-lewd-photo-of-dad-then-things-get-even-weirder#xtor=CS2-4

This cafe in Moscow serves food out of toilet bowls

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27 January 2016

Only in Bahau 😂

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26 January 2016

AND WHO IS THIS SINGAPORE LAWYER!

Don’t tell anyone but if you do, never put it down in black-and-white. You could be sued!

Stomper cancels appointment with lawyer — who sends her mocking text and calls her ‘cheapo’

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When Stomper Selina cancelled her appointment with a lawyer, the last thing she had expected was to get back this rude text in response.

A screenshot of their conversation shows Selina asking the lawyer about his rates: $280 for every 30 minutes.

When the Stomper asked to cancel her appointment, the lawyer replied, “Cheapstake cheapoo who yaya papaya act like got money to hire lawyer but can’t pay.”

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/this-urban-jungle/stomper-cancels-appointment-with-lawyer-who-sends-her-mocking-text-and-calls-her#xtor=CS2-4

17 January 2016

Transgender plastic surgery addict had 4 boob jobs, 150 lip and cheek fillers and more

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Hilarious comics accurately describe the differences between men and women

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Hilarious comics accurately describe the differences between men and women

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12 January 2016

Teenager’s horror as doctors find parasite twin in his stomach with hair and teeth

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Doctors in India were in for a huge shock after conducting a check on Narendra Kumar’s abdomen.

According to The Daily Mail via Asian Town, a parasite made up of 2.5kg mass of bone, hair and teeth was discovered in the 18-year-old’s stomach.

The parasite had formed an umbilical cord-like structure that leached its twin’s blood supply.

Kumar had been vomitting and losing weight for the past few months but his family had no idea what was going on.

The cause of his symptoms were finally discovered after surgeons operated on him.

Kumar has been diagnosed with ‘foetus in fetu,’ a rare condition with only 200 cases ever reported worldwide.

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/this-urban-jungle/teenagers-horror-as-doctors-find-parasite-twin-in-his-stomach-with-hair-and-teeth

11 January 2016

police force-feed thief dozens of bananas

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MUMBAI (AFP) – Indian police successfully deployed an unusual technique to retrieve a gold chain that a thief had swallowed while officers were in hot pursuit – they force-fed him more than 40 bananas.

The man denied snatching the chain from a woman in the street in Mumbai and swallowed it in a desperate bid to conceal his crime last week, but hospital X-rays suggested otherwise.

Police in the western Indian city administered an enema which failed to yield the desired result.

Doctors said an operation would be the best way forward, but police officers decided it would be too expensive and opted instead for the bananas.

“He was fed more than 40 bananas throughout the day,” Mumbai police Senior Inspector Shankar Dhanavade told AFP.

“Eventually the chain was found. We made him wash and disinfect it,” the policeman added.

The 25-year-old man appeared in court on Friday and is in police custody, said Dhanavade.

http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/south-asia/mumbai-police-force-feed-thief-dozens-of-bananas

10 January 2016

11 screens in taxi, including 3 GPS: But cabby asks man for directions to East Coast thrice

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Youths with the most hilarious Facebook fails will make you facepalm

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22 teachers share the weirdest things they’ve heard from parents

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You would be forgiven for mistaking this for a normal parking coupon on first glance.

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7 January 2016

Mirror

Humiliated transgender passenger ‘forced to remove prosthetic penis by airport security’

The complaint made by the airline passenger highlights what he calls an “incredibly degrading” experience

A transgender passenger has revealed he felt ‘demeaned’ when he was forced to remove his prosthetic PENIS while going through airport security.

The man was subjected to a full body scan at the airport, thought to be in Australia, after which a staff member donned two pairs of gloves to handle the penis, saying, “you want me to touch that thing with my bare hands?”

The incident, which allegedly took place in 2015, is the subject of a complaint made via the National LGBTI Health Alliance in Australia to a Senate committee inquiry on airport and aviation security.

The LGBTI Health Alliance released a statement noting its worries over the “climate of pervasive discrimination against LGBTI populations”.

According to the passenger, the body scan alerted security staff to the prosthetic he was wearing.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/humiliated-transgender-passenger-forced-remove-7125378

6 January 2016

When you have a bionic penis, everyone is interested! We aren’t told if it is a 6 million dollar Penis.

The penis, which is made from the flesh of his arm, has two tubes that activate when he presses the on/off buttons in his testicles, inflating and deflating it.

The New Paper
5 January 2016

Man fitted with bionic penis after organ was ripped off set to lose virginity at 43

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A man from Scotland, fitted with a bionic penis after his organ was ripped off in a childhood accident, is poised to lose his virginity at the age of 43.

Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, will meet sex worker Charlotte Rose, 35, after the pair “get to know each other” over a dinner date in London next week, reported the Daily Mail.

He told The Sun: “I have waited long enough for this – it’ll be a great start to the new year.

“My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.”

Mr Mohammed lost his penis and a testicle when he was run over by a car at age six.

Ms Rose, a sexual freedom campaigner, said she offered to have sex with Mr Mohammed after she learnt he had surgery to fit a 20cm bionic penis which has only just begun working, reported The Mirror.

‘HONOURED’

She said: “I am so honoured that he chose me… We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. I’m not charging him.”

Mr Mohammed, who is divorced, first had surgery to fit the bionic penis in 2012.

It became fully functional last July when he underwent a second operation.

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/this-urban-jungle/man-fitted-with-bionic-penis-after-organ-was-ripped-off-set-to-lose-virginity-at#xtor=CS2-4

5 January 2016

Family get more than they bargained for at safari park with these cheeky monkeys

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A family enjoying a day out to a safari park got more than they bargained for when two very cheeky monkeys got into a compromising position on the bonnet of their car.

Father Lee Moran, 34, had to tell his children the two Rhesus macaques were ‘learning to piggy back’ as the animals put on their amorous display during the family’s tour of Longleat Safari Park in Wiltshire.

Roof contractor Mr Moran, from Farnham, Surrey, filmed the video of the macaques’ eye-popping encounter on Sunday and the clip has now been viewed more than 27,000 times. 

29 December 2015

These epic typos will make you want to disable autocorrect on your phone

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28 December 2015

Ashamed of this man cause of what he said, & even more ashamed of him cause he said this in front of his daughter

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Diner threatens to complain to NEA after hawkers refuse to let kid take utensils from stall

Diner threatens to complain to NEA after hawkers refuse to let kid take utensils from stall

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A woman has took to Facebook to express her discontent after a diner told his daughter that he would “tell NEA that there were cockroaches” in her hawker parents stall because they had asked her to return utensils that she had taken from the stall without their permission.

Andrea Gail Poon, the daughter of the hawkers wrote on Facebook: “This guy’s daughter took my parent’s stall utensils without seeking for permission and of course without purchasing any food from us.

“Naturally my mother told the girl to return the utensils after returning, the girl cried and guess what did the guy said to her?

“’It’s alright, I will cause trouble for this stall and tell NEA there were cockroaches in the stall.’

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/this-urban-jungle/woman-shares-how-diner-threatens-to-complain-to-nea-after-her-hawker-parents#xtor=CS2-4

Dear family, friends and teachers. How many of you feel that our society is getting colder and colder? I used to think that it wasn’t until today. Today when I was helping my parents to tend their business around 1930 hrs, this guy’s daughter took my parent’s stall utensils without seeking for permission and of course without purchases any food from us. Naturally my mother told the girl to return the utensils after returning, the girl cried and guess what did the guy said to her? “It’s alright, I will cause trouble for this stall and tell NEA there were cockroaches in the stall” I can’t believe this! A father of 2 children actually taught his daughter that this is the right thing to do. Of course my father wasn’t happy and he yelled at him as to us we did not even have roaches in our stall. He then took a picture of my parent’s stall then said he will definitely report us. My father instructed me to do the same thing and thus the pictures. Another thing was that, he said it was fine if we report him as he isn’t doing business like us. To me so what if he actually had more education compared to my parents? Does he thinks that my parent’s can’t understand english? and lastly just because my parents are fighting under the heat to support a family whereas he is working in a air-condition environment? Is he looking down on hawker workers? I would wish to express my thoughts to this “xia suay” man.
My answer: I know you are more educated but who are you to insult people who work in hawker center? They earn money decently. I am speaking up on behalf of all hawker workers and not only my parents. Just because you might earn more money then them just because you are more educated, you still have no rights to insult them. Where have your education gone to? You think you are the only one who can speak english is it? and if you think that you are rich why get your food at hawker center? Why don’t you want to dine in in some restaurant? You know what? Because people like you, this society is getting way colder and I am really ashamed for you because of the way you teach your child. I am really disgusted.
My dear family, teachers and friends do share about this as I really hate it when people look down on hawker workers and people who is as “xia suay” as him.

Funny jokes that only grammar nerds would love

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27 December 2015

13 social media burns that you’ll be glad didn’t happen to you

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26 December 2015

These wrong number texts will make you LOL

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Everything Happens For A Reason

25 December 2015

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★ Nice little Christmas jingle from last year.

Canteen at Jiangsu Normal University joins in the festive fun by teaching students a popular Christmas jingle.

24 December 2015

15 of the best Punchlines from in #2015

Chee Chew’s take on…

Aug 17: Websites that match young women to rich men are boasting lists with hundreds from Singapore, leading to calls for them to be banned. Read more here

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Aug 20: The famous lone #instagramtree of Punggol which died after being struck by lightning. Read more here.

The famous #instagramtree of Punggol which was struck by lightning

Nov 4: Nature Society’s bird group officially announced the unofficial nomination of the Crimson Sunbird as national bird of Singapore. Read more here.

 

Crimson Sunbird officially announced as the unofficial national bird of Singapore

Aug 10: Singaporean’s marked this year’s National Day with a four-day long weekend to ensure there was plenty of time to celebrate SG50. Read more here.

Singaporean’s marked this year’s National Day with a four-day long weekend to ensure there was plenty of time to celebrate SG50.

http://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/15-of-the-best-punchlines-from-2015

23 December 2015

WHO CAME UP WITH THIS INDECENT ADVERT?

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WHAT KIDS EAT?

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22 December 2015

There is this store at the Aeon Klebang Mall near Ipoh that sells SEXY bikinis for Christmas and next to it is a store that sells HARAM wear!

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21 December 2015

Something isn’t quite right about this sign I saw in Yishun Park this morning..

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Guy leaves hilarious note on his car — to avoid getting ticket from parking warden

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Eww! Woman finds rubbery yellow substance inside packet of orange juice

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19 December 2015

Teachers who had spot-on responses to their students’ nonsense

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Flight attendants reveal the weirdest sights they have come across while flying

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Yeah right! Most unbelievable things that NEVER happened

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20 confessions about the extremes people went to — just to get over painful breakups

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18 December 2015

In the spirit of . The Farce is strong with & .

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Newly listed bldgs in Macao inc the municipal dog kennel

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Math is also the only one who keeps asking us to find his X. Weird guy. Follow for more hilarious sayings.

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Flight attendants reveal the weirdest sights they have come across while flying

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Teachers who had spot-on responses to their students’ nonsense

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These cheeky children are clearly winning at life

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Cheaters who were served revenge in a brutally cold way

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Sad confessions on why people cancelled their engagements

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17 December 2015

Gara-gara obsesi lelaki, ‘dara palsu’ makin laris di Jerman

Translated from Indonesian by

Because of the obsessions of men, ‘ fake ‘ dara makin laris in Germany

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BERLIN, 17 Dis — Produk “dara palsu” sudah lama dipasarkan kepada pelanggan di Timur Tengah, namun kualitinya tidak diyakini kerana datang dari pengeluar di China.

Kini, sebuah produk baru berjenama Virginia Care dari Jerman yang dikatakan lebih berkualiti mulai tersebar untuk meraih untung daripada obsesi lelaki Muslim yang mahukan bakal isteri mereka masih perawan.

Cuma berharga €49.50 (RM232), produk tersebut juga jauh lebih murah daripada pembedahan membetulkan selaput dara yang sangat mahal, lebih kurang €2,400.

Bukan itu sahaja, produk tersebut juga boleh dipesan secara rahsia melalui Internet dan dihantar segera, bagi wanita-wanita yang berdepan bahaya jika identiti mereka tersebar, lapor portal Mail Online.

http://www.themalaymailonline.com/projekmmo/berita/article/gara-gara-obsesi-lelaki-dara-palsu-makin-laris-di-jerman?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

MailOnline

Thursday, Dec 17th 2015

Company selling ‘fake hymens’ to Muslim women in Germany – which burst with fake blood to trick husbands into thinking they are virgins – sees sales surge as migrant influx spikes.

Business is booming for a German company marketing ‘virginity’ to Muslim women eager for their husbands-to-be to believe they have been chaste until their wedding day.

The massive influx of refugees from mainly-Muslim countries into Germany has helped to boost sales.

The concept of hymen that can be purchased online originated a short while ago in China targeting the Middle Eastern market. But many people were worried about the quality of the product.

Now the Made in Germany marque is cashing in on what it claims is a desperate need among many Muslim women to pretend they are virgins before marriage.

Because it is a fraction of the average £1,750 it costs for a surgical procedure to replace the female hymen its products are being purchased swiftly and anonymously by people whose very lives could depend upon it.

Virginia Care sells a package containing two ultra-thin membranes that a woman can insert herself to make it appear that her hymen is unbroken.

It is being sold through the company website with the boast: ‘Quality from Germany.’

Najib‘s book at the Horror section? Lulz!

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See how Kpop star Lee Hongki reacts when female fan throws her bra onstage

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Sad confessions on why people cancelled their engagements

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Flight attendants reveal the weirdest sights they have come across while flying

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Flight attendants reveal the weirdest sights they have come across while flying

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Ok let’s make it clear, I can definitely get laid (the horny girls on Instagram can attest to that); it’s just that I have high standards

Flight Attendants Reveal The Weirdest Things They’ve Seen… –

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when teachers assign 10 hours of homework on the weekend

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10 Bizarre Things Teachers Were Told By Students Parents, I Can’t Believe…

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When Najib poses with one of the top teams in the world… More HERE:

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