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Needs to be translated to Chinese and Malay ASAP. pic.twitter.com/qKaRg5CX62
— 𝙆𝙀𝙉 (@ruffleseed) January 3, 2021
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According to CNN sources : Allergic reaction to the COVID 19 vaccine are. Women’s tits will grow 3 cup size larger. Men’s Penis will shrink two inches shorter…
— Vic Marvic (@vic_marvic) December 9, 2020
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guys i heard the covid vaccine actually makes your penis bigger!! #ad #sponsored @JebBush
— mank (@toothbrshh) December 9, 2020
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COVID VACCINE ENLARGES PENIS! pic.twitter.com/UPpRtMLdXq
— Salim Swaleh (@saleemswaleh1) December 10, 2020
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#BigMike's penis is nicknamed "COVID-19 Vaccine"…
— My name is Danny and I voted for and ♥️ TRUMP! (@DannySonOfJohn) December 3, 2020
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The idea that the government is going to use covid vaccines to inject tracking devices is absolutely ludicrous. You're already being tracked. Kroger knows you like Little Debbie Snack Cakes, Google knows you search for penis enlargement, and PornHub knows you prefer MILFS. Stop.
— Fairycakes (@Xalo_Erkald) December 6, 2020