And how did his p***s get stuck in a plastic chair? Stuck in a ring, we understand but…?

Don’t you wear a ring around your penis! Even if you didn’t die of shame, you could lose it. Your penis, not the ring…

7 June 2017

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SUNGAI SIPUT: An elderly man had the misfortune of getting his penis stuck in a hole in a plastic chair at Simpang New Village in Jalong here.

A Fire and Rescue Department spokesman said the family of the 80-year-old man had called for help when they could not free the victim on their own.

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/06/07/bomba-free-elderly-mans-penis-from-plastic-chair/

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Elderly man gets manhood stuck to chair
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IPOH: An 80-year-old man had to endure one hour of pain when his private parts became stuck to a plastic chair at his home in Kampung Baru Simpang Jalong, Sungai Siput this evening.

Sungai Siput Fire and Rescue Department spokesman said they were alerted of the incident at 6.43pm.

“He could not free his privates. We had to use a special equipment to cut the chair and free the victim’s private parts.

https://www.nst.com.my/news/nation/2017/06/246740/elderly-man-gets-manhood-stuck-chair

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Mangsa berusia 80 tahun duduk di kerusi itu utk mandi sblm kemaluannya termasuk ke dlm lubang kerusi.

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Mohd Hafizee Mohd Arop
hafizee@hmetro.com.my

LELAKI warga emas terpaksa menahan sakit setengah jam selepas kemaluannya tersepit pada kerusi yang digunakannya untuk mandi di bilik air rumahnya di Jalan Jalong, Kampung Baru Simpang Jalong, Sungai Siput, hari ini.

Dalam kejadian 6.40 petang itu, mangsa berusia 80 tahun dipercayai duduk di kerusi itu untuk mandi kerana sudah uzur sebelum kemaluannya termasuk ke dalam lubang kerusi.

Ketua Operasi Balai Bomba dan Penyelamat (BBP) Sungai Siput, Mohammad Zaidi Md Lazim Tuan berkata, pihaknya menerima panggilan kecemasan daripada keluarga mangsa 6.43 petang.

Menurutnya, sepasukan anggota bergegas ke lokasi kejadian dan sebaik tiba mendapati kemaluan mangsa masih tersepit pada kerusi berkenaan.

http://www.hmetro.com.my/mutakhir/2017/06/235881/derita-setengah-jam

 

 

 

 

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