#2Kerja #ComedianMinister gives ‘brilliant’ advice: Work 2 jobs. But we already work 2 jobs, so work 3 jobs? No, he has 4 jobs, maybe more…

He has 3 jobs and the Rakyat pay him for two. He can afford to live in luxury. He wants the Rakyat to work at 2 or 3 jobs.

He is Pontian MP, deputy minister and Umno information chief. How much does he earn? What kinds of benefits does he, wife and family get?

Ahmad Maslan wins Crown of Clowns 2015? – By Martin Jalleh

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29December 2015

Malay Mail Online

Ordinary people don’t make RM34,000 holding three jobs like you, Ahmad Maslan told

KUALA LUMPUR, Dec 29 — A deputy minister’s suggestion that Malaysians take on two jobs to cover rising costs illustrates the disconnect between Putrajaya and the public’s misery, said Ampang MP Zuraida Kamaruddin today.

The Wanita PKR chief also rubbished Datuk Ahmad Maslan’s boast about holding three “jobs”, noting that this was out of privilege rather than an actual necessity to survive.

Zuraida then cited the case of one “Atan”, whom she said worked three actual jobs as lorry driver, burger stall operator and vegetable farmer — all to earn just RM2,000 a month, far less than the RM16,000 Ahmad makes as MP and RM18,168 as deputy minister.

Zuraida pointed out that Ahmad’s income may be more as it was not publicly known how much he earns as Umno information chief or other posts he holds.

“Ahmad Maslan and the BN government are disconnected from the suffering of the people. Only Ahmad Maslan is capable of making blunder after blunder making him the butt of jokes,” she said in a statement today.

“To sum up, Ahmad Maslan’s logic is questionable and he appears to be disorientated. It is very embarrassing for Malaysia to have the likes of Ahmad Maslan as part of the country’s leadership when the objective is to achieve a developed nation status by 2020.

– See more at: http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/ordinary-people-dont-make-rm34000-holding-3-jobs-like-you-ahmad-maslan-told?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter#sthash.QxmslW6L.dpuf

Ahmad Maslan bukan ada 3 kerja tapi 4: 1 . Ahli parlimen 2. Menteri 3 . Ketua penerangan umno 4. Membodohkan diri sendiri

No helpful ideas? Best to just keep quiet, PKR Youth tells Ahmad Maslan

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Berbanding Ahmad Maslan , Guru Buat Tapi Satu Gaji

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#ComedianMinister

After ‘2 jobs’ furore, Kit Siang tells Cabinet to stop acting like comedians

Putrajaya should revise the Budget 2016 and draw up a special economic blueprint to resolve the issue of high living costs, instead of telling people to take up two jobs, Lim Kit Siang said today.

The DAP parliamentary leader said at the rate the Cabinet was acting, they would very soon become comedians.

“Instead of ministers and deputy ministers doubling up as comedians, the government should come out with an economic blueprint to increase the people’s productivity and income, which is what Najib’s Budget 2016 had dismally failed to do,” said Lim in a statement.

“Datuk Seri Najib Razak should take the opportunity of a special parliamentary session at the end of January to present a revised budget as well as a special economic blueprint for Malaysians to face to the hard and harsh new year.”

Lim was responding to International Trade and Industry Deputy Minister Datuk Ahmad Maslan who said the government encouraged people hold down two jobs to cope with higher cost of living.

– See more at: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/after-2-jobs-furore-kit-siang-tells-cabinet-to-stop-acting-like-comedians?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#sthash.qtMz8sXi.dpuf

tamys Retweeted pK

said MP Dep Min, and UMNO blah . That’s ONE job with THREE pays Dato

is one best example that you don’t need brains but just blind loyalty to be in positions..to lead a comfort life

I congratulate Ahmad Maslan on managing with 3 side jobs, I mean concurrently on being a full time idiot.

Ahmad Maslan has got 3 positions, all political, all related, all I’m sure he loves doing, not forced to for money

“The more you talked, the more stupid you are. ” Contoh paling dekat, Ahmad Maslan.

dear Ahmad Maslan, a hand job is not a job.

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I have only ONE job: to bring down a Govt which consists of people like Ahmad Maslan.

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Ahmad Maslan holds 3 jobs – politician, joker and jackass.

Malaysiakini
Yoursay

Ahmad Maslan a jack of three jobs, but master of none

YOURSAY | ‘His jobs may have different titles, but all are to look after the interests of his boss.’

Deputy minister strikes back: I’ve got three jobs

Perak Boleh: Wow, what a way to ‘cari makan’. First, get a position in Umno, then get elected as an MP and be appointed a deputy minister with two big fat salaries doing nothing productive.

I have to wake up at 6am every morning to cage up my night security dogs, sweep the garden and do my daily marketing at the pasar. Then cook breakfast, send some food stuff to my aging aunty’s house and then onwards to my office desk.

At 5pm when my office work is over, I go back home to prepare and cook dinner, wash up the dinner plates and cooking pots, etc, wipe the floor and mop it every two days. And then feed and release the dogs and it’s already 9pm.

I also have to wipe all the house windows every weekend and heck, I just got only one salary, which has remained stagnant for the last 11 months.

Deputy International Trade and Industry Minister Ahmad Maslan, tell me how to get a second job with my little time left to match the inflation cause by our ringgit depreciation?

Odysseus: Ahmad Maslan shows he cannot even comprehend the issue he is trying to tackle. It’s about the escalating cost of living. He is advising the common folks to take up more than one job to weather the cost of living issue.

But it is because the salary for a single job is too low. If one is already earning a lot from a single job, he doesn’t need to have the second or third job. So, why must he boast about his three jobs?

He should tell us how much he makes out of these three jobs.

Basically: Ahmad Maslan, you have to be a MP to be a minister, at least that’s the proper way and not be appointed minister through the backdoor. So that’s not two jobs.

And your party post is not a job, at least I do not believe party posts are salaried, nor should it be.

Are you saying Umno pays you to be information chief? If that is the case, I would think many would fight for your party post. Our deputy minister seems not to have grey matter between his ears.

Wonglo: Ahmad Maslan, you do not have three jobs. Just one – politician. But one who draws three salaries.

Speechless: There is a difference between titles and real jobs. There is no point in having many titles but barely contributing positively to society. Ahmad Maslan should stop insulting and patronising Malaysians.

FairMind: That’s how the term “gaji buta” was coined. A board director has hundreds of jobs as he is a director of hundreds of subsidiaries drawing salaries and fees from each company, leaving his work to his subordinates while he plays golf.

But does this man work harder than the average person?

For more:

https://www.malaysiakini.com/news/324796

28 December 2015

Ahmad Maslan complains but HE ASKED FOR IT! And here he goes again…

M’sian minister who mooted holding two jobs now suggests Airbnb ‘revenue’

M’sian minister who mooted holding two jobs now suggests Airbnb ‘revenue’

KUALA LUMPUR — Malaysians can join the Airbnb global home-share programme to earn extra bucks at little cost, Mr Ahmad Maslan suggested today (Dec 28) in his latest idea to tackle rising living costs.

“#2kerja airbnb.com List of homestays in 190 countries including Msia. Cost of holidays becomes cheaper & owners get revenue,” he posted in Bahasa Malaysia on his Twitter handle @ahmadmaslan.

However, some hoteliers in Malaysia have sought to distinguish homestay programmes from what they call “house-stays”, which is essentially Airbnb-like services in which house-owners host tenants for a shorter time period.

The #2kerja hashtag topic is currently trending on Twitter, with a significant number of users poking fun at the deputy minister for his idea saying they were already working two jobs though their occupations did not necessarily result in monetary rewards.

http://www.todayonline.com/world/asia/msian-minister-who-mooted-holding-two-jobs-now-suggests-airbnb-revenue

THIS IS HIS NEWEST ‘BRILLIANT’ IDEA.

senarai homestay 190 negara termasuk Msia. Kos cuti jadi murah & pemilik dapat hasil

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#2kerja: ‘The issue has been blown out of proportion’ – Ahmad Maslan


KUALA LUMPUR: The #2kerja issue has been blown out of proportion and strayed from its original context.

Deputy International Trade and Industry Minister Datuk Ahmad Maslan said the headline adopted by several media need to be changed to make it coherent with his speech at a function in Johor Bahru, recently.

“I stressed that existing occupation can be enhanced with small-scale online businesses. That is the original story. Now, it has been blown out of proportion,” said Ahmad when contacted by Astro AWANI here today.

http://english.astroawani.com/malaysia-news/2kerja-issue-has-been-blown-out-proportion-ahmad-maslan-87008

In the morning you are a Minister, In the evening you are a Joker. That is , sir.

for marhaen be like :

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Looking for 2 jobs?

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They create problems, they ask us to get more job to pay for the problems. Malaysia nowadays is so pathetic.

is a lazy-ass suggestion from a delusional govt who created the problems.

Full time student, part time lawan UMNO. Dua dua takde gaji.

how2compete doing online business when Msians love slow internet? How fast 2upload our business sites that need changes so often etc

Ahmad Maslan: I mean a day job and an online business

ARE OUR NEIGHBOURS ACROSS THE CAUSEWAY LAUGHING AT OUR ‘BRILLIANT’ MINISTER, TOO?

Minister gets flak for asking M’sians to hold two jobs

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KUALA LUMPUR — Ahmad Maslan today (Dec 28) took to Twitter to say he has three jobs himself, in defence of his statement that Malaysians should hold two jobs if they wish to tackle the rising costs of living.

The International Trade and Industry deputy minister said other Malaysians had also long held more than one job for an honest living and used the hashtag “#2Kerja” to denote two jobs.

Many Twitter users were quick to denigrate his recent tweets with their own comments, telling Mr Ahmad Maslan to filter his thoughts before speaking.

Mr Hadi Mohtar, who goes by the handle @ady0206, said Mr Ahmad Maslan was refering to ministerial posts and questioned if the relevant tasks of the role were fulfilled, adding his view that he did not think so.

Another user on the microblogging site, @JustinTWJ asked Mr Ahmad Maslan to consider tweeting less to prevent being regarded as stupid. (“@ahmadmaslan considering tweeting less so people don’t get to see your stupidity leak all over Twitter. But for entertainment sake, tweet!”) MALAYSIAN INSIDER

http://www.todayonline.com/world/asia/minister-gets-flak-asking-msians-hold-two-jobs

TWITTERVILLE STRIKES BACK

Ahmad Maslan fights back, defends 2 jobs suggestion – The Malaysian Insider

A|A’s Retweeted Astro AWANI

because the statement came from a person like who is always do not use his brain while talking

2m2 minutes ago Cardiff, Wales

fullmxtal Retweeted nrsyhrh

Yo tak pasti siapa comedian siapa politician sebenarnya ni bruh.

Ahmad Maslan vs Harith Iskander

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sir why dont you do all the kerja kampung and let someone with a better insight to do the real business here

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:)) Retweeted Ahmad Maslan

Saya ada 5 kerja: Mahasiswa full-time, SK MPP, SK Sucie, Aktivis NGO, Penulis Blog tp semua tak dapat gaji. Amacam?😏

Im a Comedian, Emcee, Writer, Coach, Actor. I don’t have 5 jobs. I do 5 different things. A job takes up the whole day.

u bery punny

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Ahmad Maslan penipu. Dia kata dia buat 3 kerja. Sebenarnya 5 kerja! “

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Ahmad Maslan ni memang minum air ketum eh?

Maybe Ahmad Maslan can start selling jubah on Instagram so that he can have instead of .


a moment when Ahmad Maslan compare people wit 2 job wit his 3 job. your job is goyang kaki by making stupid statement is one of it💁

Hai lah Ahmad Maslan. Just shut up your mouth and keep quiet from making any statement.

Contohi , beliau buat dua kerja : 1. Menjadi Menteri 2. Menjadi bangang

Translated from Malay by

6mbsdded last two , he works: 1. Become Minister 2. Become bangang

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Ahmad maslan ni same dlm satu watak dlam cite spongebob. Dia muncul hanya nk full kn watak je..tp tak ada function

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Whatever is smoking, I want some.

Dear . Try be in my/our shoes first. I wanna see how you handle 😊

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This is the ‘headline’ that should read. is a lazy-ass suggestion from a delusional govt who created the problems.

Dear do u knw there r ppl who worked 8am-10pm 7days/week for RM1800? No more time for 2nd job even for online & they hv family

So, GST didn’t managed to bring prices of goods down as promised by Ahmad Maslan. However, it did managed to bring down sales.

I’m working at least 4 jobs at a time. But Ahmad Maslan can say at least 4 stupid things at a time. I bow to his marvel.

Help people, don’t encourage taking second job, MTUC tells Putrajaya

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Instead of encouraging individuals to take two jobs to cope with the rising cost of living, Putrajaya should think of ways to ensure that people are able to support themselves and their families, the country’s top trade union said today.

Malaysian Trades Union Congress (MTUC) secretary-general N. Gopal Kishnam said Deputy Minister Datuk Ahmad Maslan’s suggestion was not constructive, and urged the government to come up with different approaches to address the issue for every worker in the country, whether private or public sector employees.

“A similar idea was brought up a few years ago. Thus, the MTUC urges the government to withdraw such recommendation and should discourage citizens of this country from holding down two jobs,” the union said following the deputy international trade and industry minister’s statement.

Gopal Kishnam said research also had proven that having two jobs would lead to negative impact in terms of health and productivity of the workers.

“They won’t have quality time with their family, and if this happened, we worry that more social problem will be occurred in the long-run.”

“If the government continues to promote the two jobs scheme, it will affect the overall productivity of the organisation they are working for, and the nation at large,” he said.

He said MTUC would bring the matter to the Human Resources Ministry and the Prime Minister in the near future to find ways to increase wages of workers in the country.

“We hope that the employers’ organisation will also say no to this kind of recommendation.”

– See more at: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/help-people-dont-encourage-them-to-take-2-jobs-trade-union-tells-putrajaya?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#sthash.ELIvoBD8.dpuf

Shawn Tan Retweeted Malay Mail Online

I used to encourage my interns to get two jobs since you can hardly survive on one, but now it’s just a bad joke.

Pilloried for suggesting Malaysians take two jobs, Ahmad Maslan says has three

KUALA LUMPUR, Dec 28 ― Datuk Ahmad Maslan said today that he has three jobs as Pontian MP, deputy minister and Umno information chief, in defence of his statement that Malaysians should have two jobs to tackle rising living costs.

Ahmad also said it was not unusual to have two jobs, providing the example of running an online business besides having a day job.

“I have three jobs: Member of Parliament, Deputy Minister, Umno information chief. There are already many in Malaysia who do #2Kerja. Working hard to find halal income,” Ahmad tweeted from his @ahmadmaslan Twitter account, using the Malay hashtag for “two jobs”.

“If you have a day job, you can run an online business at night and during weekends as long as your performance is not affected; it can increase income,” the deputy international trade and industry minister added.

He also pointed out that rural folk are used to working two jobs, saying that they farm in the morning and run a grocery shop in the evening, or tap rubber in the morning and farm in the evening, or cut grass in the morning and build houses in the evening.

“#2kerja There are rules that need to be followed for those who have fixed jobs, so follow them lah. But for those who work for themselves, there’s no issue,” said Ahmad.

– See more at: http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/pilloried-for-suggesting-malaysians-take-two-jobs-ahmad-maslan-says-has-thr?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter#sthash.HGi2CKjk.dpuf

– hmm…1. MP 2. Deputy Minister 3. Stand up Comedian ( for most of d time)

Really? Mind asking him how many assistants, staff, helpers, secretaries etc he has to help him with his 3 jobs?

27 December 2015

Work 2 jobs to cover rising cost of living, says Ahmad Maslan

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The government encourages those in the low-income group to work two jobs, as it is one way to cope with the rising cost of living, Astro Awani report.

The portal reported Deputy International Trade and Industry Minister Datuk Ahmad Maslan as saying that holding down two jobs was not uncommon as it was done by many around the world.

“I think it’s not wrong (to have two jobs) in Malaysia, though we have regulations, but it is still one way to address the rising cost of living.

“They can work during office hours (from 8am to 5pm) and still run their online business… As long as they have enough sleep and come to work. They can run their businesses on weekends,” Ahmad was quoted as saying.

Civil servants, too, could run online businesses but the main commitment should be their day job, the portal reported.

Ahmad said the government supported such efforts through online portals eUsahawan and eRezeki.

– See more at: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/work-2-jobs-to-cover-rising-cost-of-living-says-ahmad-maslan?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#sthash.YBQNMvTK.dpuf

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