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What a malaysian wrote about Spore 😁
Today is Singapore’s National Day, so it’s time for some comparisons.
Their dollar is bigger, our houses are cheaper
Our food is better, their food marketing is better
We argue about religion, they argue about being diligent
We fight over khat, they cut ahead
Our country is bigger, their country is safer
We have the natural resources, but why the hell are they richer?
Cos corruption they’re more clean, who cares, we’re more “holy”
Our politics is sex videos, their politics is LKY’s house
We go there to work, they come here to enjoy
Their airline flies high, our airline loss high
They nourish city trees, we butcher city trees
We have comedy king Harith, they have comedy queen Kumar
Majulah Singapura is original, Negaraku was copied
We both claim chicken rice, but hello, it’s actually from Hainan
We have squash champ Nicol, they have swim champ Schooling (damn, he was from Malaysia actually)
They work like crazy, we work like maybe
We have cheaper cars, they have better transport
We wanna charge them more for water, they say nevermind-la… can drink toilet water
They want to expand, we say no sand
We were one country, now we’re different worlds, first and third
Ummm… did I get anything wrong? Miss anything out? 🙂