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IS THIS ANOTHER SCAM?
First, there was this scam about ordering a penis enlarger but getting a magnifying glass. That fooled all of us!
IS THIS ALSO A SCAM? Can you revive, re-energize or re-vitalize yours truly with Viagra ice cream?
(Yours truly here refers to that male organ that droops with age and long term illness.)
Free Malaysia Today
Viagra ice cream for instant erection?
Forget the tablet as this ice cream would do the job for you – just remember to eat this behind close doors though!
Each scoop of the dessert contains 25 mg of Viagra, according to Lick Me I’m Delicious, the website that is promoting this ice cream.
“Celebrity clients were ‘very happy with the end result’ of this Viagra ice cream,” claimed Lick Me I’m Delicious, the brainchild of food inventor Charlie Harry Francis.
However, the ice cream is not likely to hit the retail stores so soon, media reports said.
http://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/leisure/2014/06/24/viagra-ice-cream-for-instant-erection/
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IF THIS HAPPENED TO YOU BUT YOU GOT TRICKED, YOU WOULDN’T BE LAUGHING!
WATCH OUT!!! And whatever you do, don’t panic!
Hui Sha
Alert!Scam call!
Today afternoon around 12.30pm my mom got a call from a malay guy,she quickly pass the call to me as my mom is not good in malay. Here the story goes.
The guy claimed that he is the polis officer from bukit aman and he wanted to talk to my brother’s family member. He said my bro is involved in the drugs activity and was caught during their polis operation this morning.
I was quite nervous and start questioning him bout my bro car model and where he was caught. He never answer my questions and keep asking for my parents. I told him that my parents are not around and he asked who is the one who answered the phone just now, isn’t she your mom? I started suspecting this might be a scam.
I told him my mom cant speak malay, anything u can just talk to me but he insisted me to pass the phone to my mom. I ignored him and requested to speak to my bro, he allowed it and ask me to wait for awhile. He claimed that all my bro belongings have been forfeited including the hp which i will not be able to contact him.
I waited for about 5mins and a chinese guy (claimed to be my bro) start shouting “woi! help me help me! im so scared…help!!” Of coz now im pretty sure that this is a fraud coz the voice and the way he speaks is totally different from my bro. I shout at him “hey, u r not my bro!”
Straight after that he hung up the phone. I tried calling my bro many times but couldn’t reach him. I manage to reach him at 1pm, he told me he is safe and not sure why his hp network turned to emergency only during 12-1pm.
Wow! Scam has turned to be so professional and common nowadays, they even managed to hacked into your network and change your line. Bravo!
Please let your parents know especially those parent who is staying alone in the house while children are working. They easily become scammers’ target.
Beware and educate your parents!
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THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
HE GOT TRAPPED. And so did at least 30 others…
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Star
Wednesday June 11, 2014 MYT 7:21:06 AM
Divorcee blackmailed with nude pic she gave to online date
KUALA LUMPUR: A 53-year-old divorcee sent a nude photograph of herself to her new date in the name of love. Little did she know that she had fallen prey to an online dating scam until the “lover” blackmailed her using the picture.
“He told me he will display my nude photo unless I pay him US$5,000 (RM16,000),” said the single mother who only wished to be known as Chew.
She was introduced early last month to a social dating website where some of her friends found their Mr Right, she told a press conference arranged by MCA Public Services and Complaints Department head Datuk Seri Michael Chong yesterday.
Soon, the sales executive befriended a 54-year-old Benjamin Federico, who claimed to be a veterinarian residing in Canada.
After some happy chats online, the man told her he had savings of US$174,000 (RM557,430) and that he planned to meet her here in August and bring her back to his country where they would get married.
Overwhelmed by his proposal, Chew sent him a nude picture of herself at his request some two weeks ago.
“But he declined to give me his nude photo, saying that it was against his religion and family values,” she said.
Feeling uncomfortable with his response, Chew suspected something amiss and decided to call off the relationship last Saturday.
She did not know that was just the beginning of her nightmare.
“He started blackmailing me using the picture. Also, he demanded that I compensate him for breaking up with him,” Chew said.
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OLD PROVERB: A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED!
SEX SCAM.
Star
Wednesday May 7, 2014 MYT 6:58:46 AM
37-year-old married man is RM3,300 poorer
Provocative poses: Chong holding up pictures of the ‘beautiful Filipina’ at the press conference.
KUALA LUMPUR: A married man looking for some fun in cyberspace ended up RM3,300 poorer after being blackmailed by a “beautiful Filipina”.
Salesman Kelvin Chong, 37, was ecstatic when the woman, who introduced herself as Sarah Mae, wanted to befriend him in the Tagged social media site.
On May 1, two weeks into the online “relationship”, the woman sent him a Facebook message, saying that if she were to show herself nude to him over Skype, he should do the same.
When she showed several provocative pictures of herself, he reciprocated by showing parts of his nude body and sent her four erotic pictures of himself.
The next day, he was shocked when she sent him a list of all his family members and friends on Facebook and threatened to expose his nude video clip.
“If you don’t pay RM2,500, I will post the video,” she warned.
*Then, just as we know would happen, she asked for more money…
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SOMETIMES OUR FELLOW MAN IS SO SILLY THAT WE CAN’T HELP BUT HAVE A GOOD LAUGH!
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This Post is for EVERYONE to read about how STUPID all of us can get. Read on…laugh your head off!
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IT IS A FACEBOOK JOKE! And it fooled just about everyone: the news media, Michael Chong, me, you, almost the whole world.
WE DID HAVE A GOOD LAUGH, DIDN’T WE?
That’s the point, isn’t it?
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Michael Chong was initially unaware that it was a hoax.
The Star
Wednesday June 4, 2014 MYT 11:23:43 AM
‘Penis enlarger’ story was a joke, Michael Chong clarifies
PETALING JAYA: The story of a man from Seri Kembangan who bought a “penis enlarger” online but got a magnifying glass instead turned out to be a hoax.
It was reported that the man had purchased the device for RM450 but received a magnifying glass with the instructions, “Do not use in sunlight”.
When contacted, MCA Public Service and Complaints Department chairman Datuk Seri Michael Chong clarified that the example was included in his press conference on Tuesday because it highlighted the dangers of purchasing online, albeit in a humorous manner.
He was initially unaware that it was a hoax.
“Many of my friends, whom I trust, forwarded the message to me and requested that I warn the public about the scam,” Chong told The Star.
“I receive many complaints about these scams every day. If this was a hoax, it sure was a funny one,” he added.
Chong explained that having to deal with online scam victims regularly, his priority was to raise awareness on the issue and to help the victims.
“My first instinct was to help the complainants get the message out there and to prevent people from falling prey to these scams.
“There are many penis enlargement advertisements around the Internet, many of which are dubious in nature,” he added.
Chong said he received many calls from his acquaintances after the story was published on Tuesday.
“The story had them laughing, no doubt. If humour is what it takes for the message to sink in, then where’s the harm in that?
“My message is still the same – Buyers need to careful when purchasing things online,” he added.
http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/06/04/penis-enlarger-online/
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SOMEONE SAYS IT IS A FACEBOOK JOKE! It probably is, and fooled everyone: the news media, Michael Chong, me, you, almost the whole world.
WE DID HAVE A GOOD LAUGH, DIDN’T WE?
That’s the point, isn’t it?
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This hilarious penis enlarger/magnifying glass story is a hoax
It’s a joke that’s been floating around on social media and blogs for years, even making an appearance on Ebaum’s World. Man buys a penis enlarger online, gets sent a magnifying glass. Ba-dum-chh, all the drumrolls. A thousand dads laughing.
Except this time, Malaysian authorities are reporting it really happened. A man identified by the MCA Public Service and Complaint Bureau chairman Datuk Seri Michael Chon as ‘Ong’ filed a complaint after getting pranked by online scam artists. According to Chon, Ong spent around $140 on what was advertised as a penis enlarger, only to discover (of course) a magnifying glass.
Chong told reporters ‘Ong’ received only one instruction inside the package. “The instructions that came with the package merely read ‘Do not use in sunlight,’” Chong told The Star. This is exactly the punchline of the joke on the Internet. Which makes sense. Because this really is nothing more than a misinterpreted joke from the Internet.
Daily Dot contacted the reporter on the story in Kuala Lumpur to confirm that there isn’t a little-known Malaysian equivalent of April Fool’s Day going on. There’s not, but the story is still BS. We dug a little further and found the original post making a complaint by a man named Ong claiming to have purchased a penis enlarger for $140, only to receive a magnifying glass.
Warning about online buying
Be careful what you buy online.
If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
I just spent 450 on a penis enlarger.
The bastards sent me a magnifying glass!!!
The only instructions said,
“Do not use in sunlight.”
Clearly a joke.
It’s not clear if someone reported it to authorities as a prank, or Chong saw the Facebook post and took it seriously. Either way, several news outlets are reporting it as authentic and have also been duped.
A good rule of thumb: If it’s the punchline of a parody Will Ferrell Twitter account, it’s probably not real.
Not Will Ferrell I just spent $50 on EBay for a penis enlarger. Those bastards sent a magnifying glass.
Man buys penis enlarger, gets a magnifying glass instead? Nope, it’s a hoax
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TWITTER-VILLE IS ALL ABUZZ WITH THE JOKE!
THIS IS THE BEST TWEET!
“@philsmith1967: @caroldecker how disappointed will his wife be …….. http://dailym.ai/1rGxnIm ” Brilliant !!
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Hahahahahahahahahaha hilarious “@MailOnline: Man buys £100 penis enlarger online, gets sent £5 magnifying glass http://dailym.ai/1rGxnIm “
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“@KevSeow: seriously Star, why would you report this but lol http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/06/03/Man-buys-penis-enlarger-gets-magnifying-glass/ …” “”do not use in sunlight”” HAHAHAHAHA
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The name of the lawyer is the icing on the cake of this story… http://bit.ly/1nK7fL6
Someone noticed that the name of the lawyer is Alex Kok.
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Lads! We’ve got a varied range of #FathersDayGifts Why not ask for our Swiss penis enlarger.100% guaranteed results pic.twitter.com/XeSZSD2vTX
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They’re laughing at Ong, the Malaysian, in the UK!
Daily Mail Online Man buys £100 penis enlarger online, gets sent £5 magnifying glass http://dailym.ai/1rGxnIm
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Even the Singaporeans are having a good laugh!
MALAYSIAN MAN BUYS PENIS ENLARGER ONLINE BUT GETS SENT A MAGNIFYING GLASS INSTEAD
asiaone
Man buys penis enlarger, gets magnifying glass instead
http://news.asiaone.com/news/malaysia/man-buys-penis-enlarger-gets-magnifying-glass-instead
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HE SAW THIS ONLINE ADVERT FOR A PENIS ENLARGER FOR ONLY RM450, SO HE PAID AND WAITED. Impatiently.
When the package arrived, he unwrapped it excitedly only to find…a MAGNIFYING GLASS.
It came with the instruction, “Don’t use in sunlight.”
What a sense of humour!
HA HA HA HA HA!
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Star
Tuesday June 3, 2014 MYT 5:49:51 PM
Man buys penis enlarger, gets magnifying glass instead
KUALA LUMPUR: A man who purchased a penis enlargement device online had a rude shock when he received a magnifying glass instead of the device he thought he had purchased.
MCA Public Service and Complaint Bureau chairman Datuk Seri Michael Chong said Tuesday that the disgruntled customer, known only as Ong from Seri Kembangan, had paid RM450 for the penis enlarger.
“When he received the package, he was shocked to find a magnifying glass inside.
“The instructions that came with the package merely read ‘Do not use in sunlight’,” he said.
Chong told reporters that Ong was one of many who have fallen prey to online scams of this sort.
“Men and women are equally vulnerable to these scams. Three people lost a total of more than RM80,000 to these scams this year alone,” he said.
Chong added that scammers lure their victims by selling their products at a low price and very often, the items never get to their customers.
http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/06/03/Man-buys-penis-enlarger-gets-magnifying-glass/
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THERE ARE SEVERAL FACEBOOK SITES ADVERTISING PENIS ENLARGEMENT PRODUCTS.
*Penis Enlarger
https://www.facebook.com/GetLargerToday
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*Penis Enlargement
Penis Enlargement shared a link.
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*Penis Speedy Penis Enlargement Therapy
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Penis-Speedy-Penis-Enlargement-Therapy/599447706817517?fref=photo
PLEASE DON’T GET CHEATED!
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TO THE FOLLOWING METHODS OF PENIS ENLARGEMENT, WE CAN NOW ADD MAGNIFYING GLASS.
Penis-enlargement products
Most advertised penis-enlargement methods are ineffective, and some can cause permanent damage to your penis. Here are some of the most widely promoted products and techniques:
- Pills and lotions. These usually contain vitamins, minerals, herbs or hormones that manufacturers claim enlarge the penis. None of these products has been proved to work, and some may be harmful.
- Vacuum pumps. Because pumps draw blood into the penis, making it swell, they’re sometimes used to treat erectile dysfunction. A vacuum pump can make a penis look larger temporarily. But using one too often or too long can damage elastic tissue in the penis, leading to less firm erections.
- Exercises. Sometimes called jelqing, these exercises use a hand-over-hand motion to push blood from the base to the head of your penis. Although this technique appears safer than other methods, there’s no scientific proof it works, and it can lead to scar formation, pain and disfigurement.
- Stretching. Stretching involves attaching a stretcher or extender device to the penis to exert traction. A few small studies have reported length increases of half an inch to almost an inch (about 1 to 2 centimeters) with these devices. However, the studies are not high quality. More rigorous research is needed to establish safety and effectiveness.
Penis Enlargement: Does It Work? on MedicineNet.com
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