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6 January 2018
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Daily MirrorVerified account @DailyMirror
‘Mortified’ OAP gets seven curtain rings stuck on penis after taking Viagra and needs hospital treatment
Paramedics and fire crews couldn’t help the 67-year-old who had to be rushed to A&E
A pensioner was rushed to hospital after getting seven curtain rings stuck on his penis, it has been claimed.
The 67-year-old had taken Viagra before apparently experimenting with the plastic rings as a sex toy.
But the OAP then nodded off at his flat in a sheltered housing complex in Lanarkshire, Scotland, and found the rings were ‘jammed’ when he woke up, the Sun reports.
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The SunVerified account @TheSun
999 crews free horny OAP with seven curtain rings stuck on his todger
Pensioner fell asleep after taking Viagra and had to be taken to hospital to be freed with lubricant
He woke up in his armchair and realised they were stuck.
Fire crews tried to cut off the rings with hydraulic gear but as his stiffie turned purple paramedics took him to hospital.
A source said: “I’ve heard of people getting silly things stuck on their willy before, but this takes the biscuit. He was clearly in a lot of distress as he couldn’t get them off.
“The Viagra was still working when crews arrived.
“I’m told the man was understandably mortified, but the guys at the scene did a great job of reassuring him these things happen.
“The cutting device was pretty ineffective and the man’s todger was starting to get very sore.
“The decision was taken to get him to hospital quickly in case he lost it.”
Sedatives and lubricant were used to free the man, who we are choosing not to name but who lives alone in Douglas, Lanarkshire.
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