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Is he the first willing Malaysian victim of Fifty Shades of Grey?
Star
Tuesday May 5, 2015 MYT 8:06:44 PM
Bomba called in to remove metal ring from man’s scrotum
KUALA LUMPUR: Hospital Kuala Lumpur (HKL) had more their hands full after a man turned up at their emergency ward with a metal ring stuck around his scrotum.
Doctors had to call in the Fire and Rescue Department to assist them in removing the ring from the man’s private parts.
KL Fire and Rescue Department operations director Azizan Ismail said officers received a call from HKL, requesting assistance to remove a ring stuck to a man’s scrotum at about 3.45pm.
Officers arrived at about 4.20pm to give assistance and had to resort to industrial tools like pliers, and even a tongue depressor to hold his manhood in place as the delicate but awkard removal process proceeded.
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Officers successfully removed the ring at about 5pm.
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KHIDMAT KHAS : CINCIN TERSEKAT DI KEMALUAN. Anggota #BOMBA bergegas ke Unit Kecemasan HKL 3.46ptg td
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Pasukan @bombaJBPM telah berjaya keluarkan cincin yang terlekat pada kemaluan seorang lelaki http://bit.ly/1IdvPND
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The hashtag #SG50shadesofgrey has been used more than 60,000 times by Singaporeans – but not to talk about sex. Instead they are commenting on city life.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31494483?OCID=twitterasia
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She moaned as she spread her legs wide to enjoy the extra 7″ of pleasure. Aaah…Scootbiz shiok! #SG50shadesofgrey
#SG50ShadesOfGrey takes over Twiiter as witty Singaporeans post pun after pun with local jokes. http://fb.me/1zFXR4kEG
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I groaned. He kept going faster and faster. I couldn’t take the speed “Slow down!” as I tried to copy notes during lecture #SG50shadesofgrey
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As he grabbed her exposed melons, he whispered “They’re nice and firm.” “Ah boy, $4 per kilo” replied the fruits aunty. #SG50ShadesOfGrey
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She drooled as his deft fingers kneaded and pressed. It wouldn’t be long before her prata was ready, and she was famished. #SG50ShadesOfGrey
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Singaporeans have fun with suggestive hashtag #SG50ShadesOfGrey http://str.sg/ow6
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VIDEO: 50 Shades of Singapore http://bbc.in/1E0rRot
#BBCtrending: 50 Shades of Singapore
16 February 2015 Last updated at 18:11 GMT
What do the film Fifty Shades of Grey and life in Singapore have in common?
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31494483?OCID=twitterasia
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The movie gets an R rating in the United States for “strong sexual content,” “graphic nudity” and “unusual behavior.”
It is banned in Malaysia where the head of the censorship board called the film “more pornography than a movie.”
“The board made a decision in view of the film containing scenes that are not of natural sexual content. The content is more sadistic, featuring scenes of a woman being tied to a bed and whipped,” Abdul Halim of the censorship board.
Durex unveils ’50 ways to love’ game in Malaysia as Fifty Shades of Grey film is banned
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THEY WATCHED IT IN SINGAPORE…
Singaporeans reveal what they think about ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ — and it’ll make you blush http://goo.gl/I7XXnp
Noor Ashikin Abdul Rahman
The New Paper
Feb 13, 2015
Fifty Shades Of Grey introduced her to the world of erotic fiction.
Miss Tess Halim, who calls herself a “professional reader”, reads more than 100 such books a year, reviewing and promoting them within an international online book circle that includes both authors and readers. It all began when she picked up a copy of the EL James novel in 2012 and became a big fan.
Miss Tess, who actively connects with other fans internationally via Facebook, was among the first in Singapore to watch the highly-anticipated R21 movie adaptation starring Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson.
Read more:
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It doesn’t take a genius to realise that Christian Grey is a domestic abuser http://ind.pn/1yAswWH
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If you knew someone who was dating someone who did any of the things he does to Anastasia, wouldn’t you tell them to run?
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Fifty Shades of Grey: London Fire Brigade live tweets embarrassing film-related call-outs
.@LondonFire on Twitter is the finest thing to come from Fifty Shades http://ind.pn/1uPA7W9 #FiftyShadesofRed
The overwhelming trend appeared to be men finding themselves stuck in penis rings.
We said our #FiftyShadesofRed incidents would go up. Yesterday, we removed another penis ring http://t.co/r4Mu5pPbSX pic.twitter.com/W0veIJQbwn
; London Fire Brigade (@LondonFire) February 13, 2015
Although some men also managed to get themselves stuck in more other unusual places.
We’ve no idea how but we rescued a man who had fallen behind a toilet #FiftyShadesofRed http://t.co/r4Mu5pPbSX pic.twitter.com/o9EfK2rlCr
; London Fire Brigade (@LondonFire) February 13, 2015
A man putting his tackle in a vacuum was just one of our #FiftyShadesofRed jobs #BritishSexPositions #prayforHenry pic.twitter.com/IecVarLghs
; London Fire Brigade (@LondonFire) February 13, 2015
Then there were the men who liked the idea of a challenge.
Ever looked at an empty bottle & thought I wonder if my penis will fit? A man did. He was mistaken. #FiftyShadesofRed pic.twitter.com/sfIIPR7rQE
; London Fire Brigade (@LondonFire) February 12, 2015
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London Fire BrigadeWe’re not giving the location but he’s fine if a little bit sore. We used these to get it off #FiftyShadesofRed 2/3
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In 2010/11 we had no penis rings incidents. Then @fiftyshadesUK came out http://www.london-fire.gov.uk/news/LatestNewsReleases_AA70ED7F665640C5857103C448B776A0.asp … #FiftyShadesofRed
Since April 2013 the capital’s fire crews have been called out to:
- 28 incidents involving people being trapped in handcuffs
- 293 rings removed including Seven instances of men with rings stuck on their penises
Brigade braced for Fifty Shades of Grey influence on call outs
12 February 2015
Fire chiefs are concerned the new Fifty Shades of Grey film
could lead to more people being stuck or trapped in objects like handcuffs or rings.
In 2013/14, firefighters attended 472 incidents involving people being trapped or stuck, often in everyday household items. This has steadily increased year on year since the Fifty Shades of Grey books were release.
The Brigade started a campaign called Fifty Shades of Red, asking people to think carefully before getting themselves into sticky situations.
Despite the campaign’s worldwide coverage, the Brigade are still called to more than one embarrassing incident every day.
For example, in November last year firefighters came to the rescue of a man forced to undergo surgery to remove two metal rings that had been stuck on his penis for three days.
The man attended accident and emergency at a London hospital in the early hours but when doctors found they couldn’t remove the steel rings they called the Brigade. Two firefighters scrubbed up and removed the rings using pedal cutters – a hydraulic handheld piece of cutting equipment.
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Since April 2013 the capital’s fire crews have been called out to:
- 14 incidents involving children with their heads stuck in potties or toilet seats
- 28 incidents involving people being trapped in handcuffs
- 293 rings removed including Seven instances of men with rings stuck on their penises
http://www.london-fire.gov.uk/news/LatestNewsReleases_AA70ED7F665640C5857103C448B776A0.asp
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Important information from the London Fire Brigade
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Fire Brigade issues Fifty Shades of Grey warning about getting trapped in everyday objects
Fifrefighters braced for spike in calls following release of erotic film this weekend
Firefighters are braced for a spike in calls due to the Fifty Shades of Grey film release http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11407659/Fire-Brigade-issues-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-warning-about-getting-trapped-in-everyday-objects.html …
8:27AM GMT 12 Feb 2015
The Fire Brigade is braced for a soar in calls from people stuck or trapped in objects such as handcuffs following the release of Fifty Shades of Grey in cinemas this weekend.
Fire chiefs have warned those wishing to emulate certain scenes from the film to “think carefully” before getting themselves into sticky situations.
They revealed that in 2013-14, firefighters attended 472 incidents involving people being trapped or stuck, often in everyday household items.
The figure has steadily increased year on year since the Fifty Shades of Grey books, by EL James, were released in 2011.
The London Fire Brigade has warned that it will be charting the most embarrassing call-outs on its Twitter feed, where it will also be offering safety tips.
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The Brigade is running a campaign called Fifty Shades of Red, asking people to consider the potential consequences of their actions before getting themselves into compromising situations.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11407659/Fire-Brigade-issues-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-warning-about-getting-trapped-in-everyday-objects.html
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Anyone going across the causeway for a week-end of window-shopping and a movie?
#FiftyShadesOfGrey uncut for #Singapore release: 5 facts about the erotic film http://str.sg/4yB
Fifty Shades Of Grey uncut for Singapore release: 5 facts about the erotic film
It is the news all Fifty Shades Of Grey fans in Singapore were hoping to hear – the erotic drama, which has been given an R21 rating, will open in local theatres on Thursday uncut.
With the 20 minutes of kinky scenes between mysterious business tycoon Christian Grey (played by British actor Jamie Dornan) and innocent college graduate Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) intact, expect temperatures to rise uncomfortably – and the number of movie-goers wearing jackets to fall – in cinemas.
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Fifty Shades of Grey Official Movie Clip #1 – Hardware Store (2015) – Dakota Johnson Movie HD
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Find out why you might get strange looks if you buy some cable ties from B&Q this weekend http://ow.ly/INueG http://ow.ly/i/8AfsC
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Leaked B&Q memo warns staff to expect a rush on rope, cable ties and masking tape due to Fifty Shade Of Grey Effect http://bit.ly/1vBt04l
Telegraph News B&Q sends memo to staff: “Preparation for Fifty Shades of Grey Customer Queries” http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html …
Preparation for Fifty Shades of Grey Customer Queries
Staff at B&Q stores have been told to read Fifty Shades of Grey and prepare for a massive rise in demand for rope, cable ties and tape.
A leaked memo reveals that workers at the DIY chain have been asked to prepare themselves for “sensitive” customer questions about such products, which could be used in sexual role play.
The memo, circulated to the DIY store’s entire 20,887 workforce at 359 stores, is titled: “Staff Briefing – Preparation for Fifty Shades of Grey Customer Queries.”
It says copies of the erotic novel will be delivered to each store and can then be lent to staff on a one week basis.
Staff are urged to familiarise themselves with the book and to deal with any related queries in a “polite, helpful and respectful manner”.
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Grey introduces Steele to the world of bondage and dominant sexual role play and both the book and the film include a scene in which he visits a hardware store to purchase rope, cable ties and tape.
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FULL MEMO
STAFF BRIEFING
PREPARATION FOR FIFTY SHADES OF GREY CUSTOMER QUERIES
OVERVIEW
Following the film release of Fifty Shades of Grey, B&Q employees may encounter increased customer product queries relating to rope, cable ties and masking or duck tape. Store Managers should anticipate the need for extra stock and store staff should read the following brief to prepare them to handle potentially sensitive customer questions.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
On Saturday 14th February 2015 popular erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey will be released as a film and is expected to do well in the Box Office. Written by E.L. James, the story follows the relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young, successful business man, Christian Grey, who introduces her to the world of bondage and dominant/submissive sexual role play.
Preview footage depicts a notable scene from the book where Christian Grey visits a hardware store to purchase rope, cable ties and tape. Rather than bought for home improvement purposes, these products are intended to fulfil Mr Grey’s unconventional sexual pursuits.
WHY DOES IT AFFECT US?
As the UK’s leading DIY store, we stock many of the products featured in this notable scene and then used later in the film. When the book was released in 2012 DIY and hardware stores in the UK and US reported increased demand of certain products and queries from customers as they tried to recreate their own ‘Fifty Shades’ experiences. We need to be prepared for the same effect when the film is released this month.
B&Q’S POLICY
It is always B&Q’s policy that products should only be used for their designed purposes. Nevertheless, all staff should read this briefing notice to prepare for potentially sensitive customer enquiries and managers need to be aware of the implications that the film may have on stock levels.
STAFF BRIEFING
All staff are encouraged to familiarise themselves with the content of Fifty Shades of Grey by reading the novel or watching the film upon its release. Copies of the book will be delivered to each store and can be lent to staff on a one week basis. Understanding the storyline and how some products that B&Q stock feature in the film will better prepare staff for incoming queries.
Queries may be unusual and sensitive in nature but staff are reminded of B&Q’s commitment to assist customers in a polite, helpful and respectful manner. A level of discretion is also advised.
Store managers are requested to monitor stock levels of rope, cable ties, masking tape and duck tape to ensure that supplies do not run low. Fifty Shades of Grey is released in cinemas on Saturday 14th February 2015 and the busiest sales periods for these products are expected to run from Sunday 15th February to Sunday 1st March 2015 with a focus on weekend trading.
The date for the DVD and home entertainment release of Fifty Shades of Grey is yet to be confirmed but a second briefing may be issued closer to that time.
STAFF ARE ASKED TO KEEP THE CONTENTS OF THIS BRIEFING WITHIN THE COMPANY.
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS RELATING TO THE CONTENTS OF THIS BRIEFING PLEASE SPEAK TO YOUR REGIONAL MANAGER.
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Salon.com Woman sues “Fifty Shades of Grey” author over ineffective lubricant http://slnm.us/up9JFLH
A California woman is taking virtually everyone involved in the promotion of a “Fifty Shades of Grey” personal lubricant to court, with a simple legal complaint: the product didn’t work as she was told it would. Which is to say, the product didn’t help her achieve mind-blowing orgasm after mind-blowing orgasm.
In a class action lawsuit filed last week, Tania Warchol claims the Fifty Shades of Grey Come Alive Pleasure Gel for Her, which she says she purchased “on at least two occasions,” didn’t live up to its promises.
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THE BOOK
2012 paperback cover
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Fifty Shades of Grey is a 2011 erotic romance novel by British author E. L. James. It is the first installment in the Fifty Shades trilogy that traces the deepening relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young business magnate, Christian Grey. It is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, and sadism/masochism (BDSM). Originally self-published as an ebook and a print-on-demand, publishing rights were acquired by Vintage Books in March 2012.
The second and third volumes, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed, were published in 2012.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifty_Shades_of_Grey
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THE MOVIE
Theatrical release poster
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Fifty Shades of Grey is an….American erotic romantic drama film directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson with a screenplay by Kelly Marcel. Based on E. L. James’ best-selling novel of the same name, the film stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson. The film will premiere at the Berlin International Film Festival on February 11, 2015 and will have a wide release on February 13, 2015 by Michael De Luca Productions, Trigger Street Productions, Focus Features, and Universal Pictures.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifty_Shades_of_Grey_%28film%29
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MMalaysia News Links Durex unveils ’50 ways to love’ game in Malaysia as Fifty Shades of Grey film is banned: If people could vote … http://binged.it/1KAfQaP
Durex unveils ’50 ways to love’ game in Malaysia as Fifty Shades of Grey film is banned
Condom brand Durex has launched a Valentine’s Day promotional game entitled ’50 Ways to Love’ in Malaysia just as “pornographic” film Fifty Shades of Grey has been banned in the conservative Southeast Asian country.
Launched on 1 February, an online game invites players to turn their “dream date into reality” with 50 different “inspirations” to celebrate their love with their partner.
Similarly to dating app Tinder, the player swipes right to say ‘yes’, they would like to try the suggested idea with the other player, such as writing sex-themed poetry or re-enacting a sex scene from a classic film.
If a player buys above a certain amount of Durex condoms while playing the game, they get a limited edition Valentine’s Day gift box.
Durex unveils ’50 ways to love’ game in Malaysia as Fifty Shades of Grey film is banned
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E! Online UK Fifty Shades of Grey is banned in Malaysia over “sadistic” content. Full story here: http://eonli.ne/18RSgcj
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Sorry Ladies, Fifty Shades Of Grey Is Banned From Malaysian Cinemas! http://ow.ly/IAiCD #Malaysia #FiftyShades
SORRY ladies, if you are waiting to see “Fifty Shades of Grey” in the cinema this month, you’ll be disappointed – it has been banned by the Malaysian Censorship Board (LPF).
LPF chairman Datuk Abdul Halim Abdul Hamid said that the film was unfit for Malaysian audience, citing that the sex scenes featured were not “natural” and more like “pornography than a movie”, a local daily newspaper reported.
“The board made a decision in view of the film containing scenes that are not of natural sexual content,” he said. “The content is more sadistic, featuring scenes of a woman being tied to a bed and whipped.”
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All children in the U.K. banned from seeing ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ http://bit.ly/1BXjHL2
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