Twitter, Tweets and Twits

Twitter
Twitter is an online social networking service that enables users to send and read short 140-character messages called “tweets”. Registered users can read and post tweets, but unregistered users can only read them. Wikipedia

Tweets
Tweets are messages sent over Twitter.

Twits
As a verb, to twit
means to taunt or tease, especially for embarrassing mistakes. As a noun, twits can refer to insignificant or bothersome people or FOOLS.

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, TWIT!

Teen tweets he’s out of toilet paper on a train – train service tweets back & delivers

Adam Greenwood discovered that there was NO toilet paper!
He tweeted:

He got a reply, and a toilet roll was delivered to him!

http://www.tnp.sg/lifestyle/virgin-trains-gets-toilet-roll-delivered-after-man-tweets-help-cubicle

Umno’s former senator Akbar Ali, who twitted that he would not rape  PKR lawyer Latheefa Koya even if given permission, would fall in the category of TWITS.

The Ugly Malaysian: Violent, rude, crude, cheap, dishonest…

Buzz

6:46am September 6, 2014

US governor tweets racy photo, apologises for user error

The tweet was quickly deleted after it mistakenly linked to a racy photo. (Picture: Twitter)

The tweet was quickly deleted after it mistakenly linked to a racy photo. (Picture: Twitter)

In response, Precious Little tweeted that she had no personal involvement with politicians and was offended by the suggestion she was dominatrix.

“I don’t deserve to have my integrity or that of anyone I know questioned because of a stranger’s error,” she said.

“I’ve been happily engaged for years. I have infintely superior taste in men.”

Governor Jack Markell apologised shortly after one of his staffers tweeted the photo.

Governor Jack Markell apologised shortly after one of his staffers tweeted the photo.

The governor had intended to publicise a public school funding initiative.

His office said it would have been nice if the accidental link had come up with something different.

“The lessons here are not to compose tweets too quickly and there is a lot of odd stuff on the internet,” the statement read.

“We just wish the accidental link had been a cat video.”

© ninemsn 2014

Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/09/06/06/13/us-governor-tweets-racy-photo-apologises-for-user-error#l5GvQVegsh8qpK0d.99

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