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#unitedAIRLINES training video

If you fly the United Way
I urge you to kneel & pray:
That your nose
Or your toes
Aren’t broken as they drag you away. #UnitedAirlines

I mean, what is wrong with this world!!! #unitedAIRLINES

#UnitedAirlines Staff should train in the use of cattle prods. Remember you’re the livestock of the rich, know your place.

@united how about dropping the prices of your exorbitant fares as an act of good faith to help undo your CEO’S stupidity? #unitedAIRLINES

Hey @united ,i’m booked with you guys (ORD-LGA) in few days. I don’t plan to volunteer at all. Should I bring armour with me?#unitedAIRLINES

At one point #unitedAIRLINES lost $1 billion on the stock exchange. Serves them right.

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What to Do When You’re on an Overbooked Flight http://buff.ly/2o1irUU  #TravelTuesday #unitedAIRLINES

Please share guys! ©to owner Part1 #UnitedAirlines #united #UnitedAirlinesAssault #united3411

This is you, United Airlines. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos #BoycottUnitedAirlines #UnitedAirlines #neverflyunited #neverflyunitedairlines
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The word of the week perhaps the year: Re-Accomodate! Meaning, YOU payed, but WE overbooked so get out or we’ll drag you out #UnitedAirlines

Not enough seating? Prepare for a beating. #united #unitedairlines #unitedairlinesslogan

The rise-and-fall of employee-owned #UnitedAirlines! Who cares if you purchased a flight! Employees have first priority. You were bumped!

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#UnitedAirlines.Fly the friendly skies.

Bad timing for this app update. #unitedairlines.

#United launches new drag on/drag off seating http://www.smh.com.au/comment/satire/united-launches-new-drag-ondrag-off-seating-20170411-gvim0q.html … via @smh #UnitedAirlines

Put #UnitedAirlines On Your #NoFlyList Now They Will Have To Forcibly Drag People ON To Fill Their Empty Seats

While #UnitedAirlines is busy dragging & dropping customers, @TurkishAirlines cabin crew helped a woman give birth at 42,000 ft #spreadlove

starting tomorrow, #UnitedAirlines will be offering complementary mouthguards to their passengers instead of peanuts.

Don’t worry, United Airlines. You will soon have lots of free space on your planes for your emolyees. #unitedAIRLINES

Staff training day at #unitedAIRLINES