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XYZ: We will investigate all those who spread mischief online claiming the chicken crossed road.

ABC: We have investigated the matter and found that there was no wrongdoing in the chicken’s crossing the road. The chicken has been cleared of all allegations. In fact, we have discovered that the chicken went back to the original side of the road not long after.

ROD: The chicken needs to wake up earlier if it wants to cross the road without paying toll.

Dr M: In my time, chickens didn’t cross the road.

DOR: Instead of crossing to the other side, the chicken should work two jobs in order to survive on this side.

ISSS: We will open another Road Ayam 2.

Hadi: I don’t care which side it’s on. Is the chicken halal?

saya tambah….!

Arun Paul *Hadi:* Do you have 4 witness that saw the chicken crossing the road?

R HC Leong *Ambiga:* The chicken should be given the right to cross the road, or stay on whichever side of the road it wishes, without persecution or prosecution.