Weird! The Smallest Penis Contest, Brooklyn…

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THERE ARE CONTESTS FOR FATTEST WOMAN AND FATTEST CHEST BUT HERE IS ONE MOST GUYS WOULDN’T WANT TO BE SEEN TAKING PART IN!

This is Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis Contest!

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NO PHOTOS ARE SHOWN HERE. WE DO HAVE TASTE ON THIS BLOG!

However, if you’re really keen to see what they look like, these teeny weeny ones, click on the link:

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/things-to-do/see-the-photos-from-the-2014-smallest-penis-in-brooklyn-contest-nsfw

For the video, go to Youtube and type:

Smallest Penis Contest Brooklyn 2014

Time Out
New York

See the photos from the 2014 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest (NSFW)

The city’s least visually impressive pageant is back with some more truly tiny tiddlers

As ever, the act with the lowest score won, and audience favorite and New Delhi native Raj Kumar–real name Rajeev Gupta, a 28-year-old Fullbright Scholar who lives on the Upper East Side and works in digital advertising–romped away with the win. Last year’s winner, Nicholas Gilronan, returned to the stage to present Gupta with the glitter encrusted, penis-spired crown amidst a terrible stench of sewage, which, by all accounts, is a pageant tradition (we didn’t feel like enquiring further). Gupta seemed genuinely touched at the turnout and oddly proud of his new title.

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/things-to-do/see-the-photos-from-the-2014-smallest-penis-in-brooklyn-contest-nsfw

Monday, 16 June 2014 06:36

Fulbright scholar the winner of world’s ‘Smallest Penis’ award

HERE’S to the little guys.

Participants in Brooklyn’s “Smallest ­Penis” Contest came out swinging on Saturday — giving men who usually get the shaft a chance to flaunt their teenie weenies in their tighty whities.

Rajeeve Gupta, a Fulbright scholar from India, was crowned the wiener of the second annual sausage show, held at Bushwick’s Kings County Bar, according to the New York Post .

“I’m so happy!” said Gupta, 28, after winning the wet-thong contest and performing a Bollywood dance in the talent competition.

“Hopefully I’ll meet someone because of this.”

“We always have a lot of contestants but at the last minute they pull out,” said bar owner Aimee Arciuolo.

“Raj was definitely the ­littlest big winner.” -News.com.au

 

 

 

 

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