Andrew Stanton holds the world record for longest pee at 508 seconds (almost 8.5 minutes) #2018

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The world record for the longest pee of 508 seconds, lasting nearly 8.5 minutes, was achieved by a man named Andrew Stanton in 2018. This remarkable feat took place in the United Kingdom. While this may seem like an unusual record, it’s important to note that records like this can sometimes be a result of unique circumstances or physiological variations.

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In the annals of history, many great achievements are recorded. We’ve seen humans land on the moon, build massive pyramids, and even create a pizza with over 100 different types of cheese. But among these groundbreaking feats, there stands a lesser-known, yet equally riveting accomplishment: the world record for the longest pee. The year was 2018, and the setting was a quiet pub in the United Kingdom. Andrew Stanton, having consumed possibly one too many pints of his favorite ale, felt nature’s call. Little did the patrons know they were about to witness history. Some say it started as a dare, while others believe it was a simple twist of fate. As the seconds turned into minutes, a curious crowd gathered, and whispers turned into loud cheers. Clocking in at an impressive 508 seconds, or just shy of 8.5 minutes, Stanton achieved what many would think impossible. Onlookers joked that they aged a year in the time it took, and local pubs even considered naming a drink after the legendary act. “Stanton’s Long Pour,” perhaps? While this record might not have the gravitas of a marathon or the grandeur of scaling Everest, it’s a testament to the quirky, unexpected, and undeniably human moments that pepper our history. And remember, if you ever find yourself in a UK pub, maybe raise a glass to Stanton – but maybe not too many, lest you attempt to challenge his record!

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