Pot·pour·ri (pronounced as ‘poh-poo-ree’), a collection of snippets that don’t seem to belong anywhere…

10 March 2019

The Kahöööna® @Duurianne

 

I wonder what’s hamsap sauce?

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Beware when you visit Genting and decided to have a meal. Avoid this cut throat shop.
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Never again! – Restaurant Tak Kee, Genting Highlands Traveller …

https://www.tripadvisor.com.my › … › Restaurant Tak Kee

Rating: 2 – ‎Review by a TripAdvisor user

Restaurant Tak Kee: Never again! – See 5 traveler reviews, 9 candid photos, and great deals for Genting Highlands, Malaysia, at TripAdvisor.

Reviewed 10 December 2016 via mobile

Came here for lunch after checking out from hotel. Lady boss took our order n recommended some “dishes” (not cheap ones) but we just wanted some simple food as we’ve heavy late brekkie at the hotel. We ordered fried hokkien noodle, Cantonese meehoon and a vege instead. Upon hearing our cheap order, her facial expression changed and walked away w/o even a smile. The same goes to the boss and the son as we observed while waiting for our food. It runs in the family I’m sure! Mediocre food, maybe I’m bias after the experience. Not gonna come back for sure! Afterall, this is not the only restaurant in gohtong Jaya!

https://www.tripadvisor.com.my/Restaurant_Review-g660784-d10149848-Reviews-Restaurant_Tak_Kee-Genting_Highlands_Pahang.html

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Reviewed 24 March 2016

We arrived at Gotong Jaya during lunch time around 1pm. It was peak season school holidays and there were many tourists and locals. We thought of trying out a different restaurant this time and walked into Restoran Tak Kee.
Before we were seated, the waiter asked the ladyboss whether would they do our business of 2 people (I assume they only accept a large entourage). We were seated on a table near to the cleaner.
They sent a waitress who couldn’t recommend any dishes and there’s no menu.
Only after awhile the ladyboos came. We ordered ‘mun yee mee’ noodles, fried otak otak and stri fry spinach. When we asked whether we can order single dishes so that we can order another dish, ladyboss rudely said ” We only have dishes for more than 2.” in a very arrogant manner.
The dishes were oily even for the stir fry veggies.
During our meals,another couple sat down on a table and after awhile left without ordering.Probably ladyboss doesn’t want to do their business.
The 3 dishes and a pot of tea costs us RM48. The dishes all doubled the price compare to Kuala Lumpur. This is expected.
Ladyboss didn’t say thank you or anything. That is rude.

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Local results

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An Indian calender?

Instead of 1st Jan 2018, Mumbai Airport Immigration stamped 32 Dec 2017. That’s what makes us 🙏

 

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11 December 2017

Shared by a Facebook friend…

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“Not a day without an erection” – 🇲🇾 boleh

 

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17 Feb 2017

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Free transport for all three? Or just husband?

Simon Thong added,

25 Jan 2017

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16 Dec 2016

A photo is worth 10,000 words

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5 April 2016

This is doctored, right? Right???

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This isn’t funny if you’re the old guy…

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Lawyers are laughing at judges.

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Bra holsters? Spike in women gun owners spurs accessories:

If you have a bra, we have a holster! Women’s Holsters from Discount Tactical Supply.

Why is Twitter sending me promoted tweets about bra holsters???

Where to put your gun on the beach Israeli girls have got it down to a fine art

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London coffee shop’s take on F-word too rude for building owners

London coffee shop’s take on F-word too rude for building owners

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A storm in a coffee cup is brewing after managers of a cheeky London coffee shop were asked to remove their shop sign, with threat of legal action if they refused.

London newspaper the Evening Standard reported the owners of Fuckoffee on Bermondsey St in south east London received a letter from their building owner’s lawyer, requesting they “immediately remove the sign and make good any damage caused to the exterior of the building”.

If they refused, the building owners would remove the sign themselves or take the shop managers to court, the letter stated.

The lawyer’s letter said the sign went up without the permission or authority of the building owner.

A photo of the letter was tweeted on the shop’s Twitter account along with the words: “No humour please, we’re British”.

Supporters of the shop have started a petition, which the Evening Standard reported as reading: “They have had a few anally retentive and gormless people complain about their name and now they have their money grabbing corporate landlord demand they take the sign down as it is deemed to be ‘offensive'”.

It continued on to say: “We, the undersigned, confirm we have a sense of humour and find the continued attack on our beloved Fuckoffee an insult to freedom of expression, freedom of speech and humour”.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/world/73393601/London-coffee-shops-take-on-F-word-too-rude-for-building-owners?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Kudos for trying LOL RT : Fuckoffee café in hot water over ‘offensive’ signage

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19 October 2015

INTERESTING SIGNS, GRAFFITI…

Chester council was not amused by the comedy plaques a prankster stuck to park benches

Council hunts prankster responsible for funny park bench plaques

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11940226/chester-council-plaques-park-benches-public-space-protection-order.html

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Perfect graffiti retaliation…

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Just seen this on FB

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Calling a vagina a vagina instead of a body part

Texas woman hid loaded gun in vagina: Police

CHICAGO (AFP) – A Texas woman had a loaded gun hidden in her vagina when she was pulled over during a routine traffic stop, police said.

“The weapon had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets,” the Waco police department said in a statement posted on its Facebook page which has garnered hundreds of comments.

Ashley Cecilia Castaneda is seen in an undated picture released by the Waco Police Department in Waco, Texas. PHOTO: REUTERS  
 

Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31, told police about the gun as she was being driven to the station after police found nearly 30 grams of methamphetamines and a set of digital scales in her purse on Monday (Sept 7).

“They pulled to the side of the road, the officers got out, asked her where the gun was, and the female said, ‘it’s between my legs’,” Sergeant Patrick Swanton told KWTX news. “It could have been extremely dangerous for everyone involved.”

The bizarre incident is not as unusual as people would think, he said.

“People don’t believe this happens in real life,” he said. “It happens much more than the average citizen would ever know.”

NO, YOU WOULDN’T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TO YOUR LITTLE GIRL!

Bakery sends ‘horrific’ version of Frozen-themed birthday cake to unsuspecting customer

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Reddit user OfficialBigHead posted a picture of what they ordered…and what they got

A Frozen-themed birthday party didn’t end up happily ever after when a bakery botched a commissioned Elsa cake.

The unnamed bakery was commissioned to make a cake based on the design by high end decorating tips website McGreevey Cakes for one little girl’s birthday party – but instead boxed up and sent an entirely different version to her unsuspecting family.

Instead of pale skin, silvery hair and delicate, proportional features, the Elsa they got had aged at least 10 years with straw coloured hair and eyes bulging out of the side of her face.

SLEEPING BEAUTIES? No, we’re not talking about beautiful women…
They are our MPs. Men. All men.

Politicians trade barbs over sleeping beauties

4:47PM Apr 10, 2015

By Adrian Wong

Social media is abuzz today with politicians on opposite sides attacking each other over MPs falling asleep during the Sedition Act amendment debate in Parliament.

Among the lawmakers who were subjected to scrutiny was DAP’s Serdang MP Ong Kian Ming (below, left), after Gerakan Youth chief Tan Keng Liang tweeted a picture of him snoozing during the debate which went on till 4.18am.

“One of the DAP MPs in Parliament… needs a pillow?” read Tan’s caption.

In a series of tweets, Tan continued to slam the opposition MPs for stealing forty winks during the proceedings.

“See how DAP people are now trying to justify their MPs need to sleep in Parliament.. They are always right. Even sleeping on duty is also right.

“Thirty percent of Pakatan Rakyat MPs didn’t attend Parliament the other day. When they attend, they tend to sleep on the job. Can Pakatan MPs be more responsible?” he tweeted.

Similarly, DAP’s Tanjong MP Ng Wei Aik posted a picture on Facebook of Gerakan’s Simpang Renggam MP Liang Teck Meng (left) sleeping.

“Laugh at Gerakan… Earning a living?” read his caption.

This was the third time in a week where parliamentary proceedings have lasted past midnight.

Deputy Speaker Ronald Kiandee during proceedings also ticked off MPs for taking pictures of their colleagues who had fallen asleep in their chairs, given to the late hour.

JUST WHAT IS A HEAD TRANSPLANT? It means that the person KEEPS HIS HEAD but gets another person’s body.
Published on Apr 9, 2015

Russian computer scientist Valeri Spiridonov is set to undergo the world’s first full head transplant, with the 30-year-old expressing hope of “success” in a pioneering operation he has deemed similar in importance to space travel while speaking in Moscow, Thursday.

Valeri Spiridonov (in Russian): “This technology is similar to the first man to walk in space. This is because in the future it will help thousands of people who are in an even more deplorable state than I am.”

Valeri Spiridonov (in Russian): “We’re experimenting, which lead to a relatively successful transplantation of the body, but then it was not possible to transmit nerve activity in organs and limbs. In that operation it did not have a meaning. Canavero overcame this problem. He has technology that allows the merging of neurons. And it works. We hope that this technology will lead to success.”

Russia: Meet HEAD TRANSPLANT volunteer Valeri Spiridonov

Italian surgeon: Head transplant volunteer has better chances than Gagarin

Revolutionary: Russian man to undergo first head-to-body transplant

Published time: April 10, 2015 10:20

Doctors seem to be a step closer to performing a breakthrough surgery: transplanting a human head onto another body. A Russian man with a rare genetic muscle-wasting disorder has volunteered to be the first to try the procedure.

“I’m very interested in technology, and anything progressive that might change people’s lives for the better,” Valery Spiridonov from the Russian city of Vladimir, told RT.

Spiridonov, a 30-year-old qualified computer scientist, works for an IT firm.

He said that his disease is getting worse every year, and usually people with Werdnig-Hoffman disorder – a disease that wastes muscles – don’t live longer than 20 years, so it would be a chance to prolong his life and help scientific research in the process.

“Doing this isn’t only an excellent opportunity for me, but will also create a scientific basis for future generations, no matter what the actual outcome of the surgery is,” he said.

The operation is set to be conducted by renowned Italian surgeon Sergio Canavero, who sees the procedure as comparable to space exploration.

“Russia sent Yury Gagarin into space with fair chances of dying. America sent Neil Armstrong to the moon with fair chances of dying. And the chances here are much, much better,” Canavero told RT.

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Man undergoing head transplant could face a new level and quality of insanity, expert warns

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A Werdnig-Hoffman disease sufferer with rapidly declining health, Spiridonov is willing to take a punt on this very experimental surgery and you can’t really blame him, but while he is prepared for the possibility that the body will reject his head and he will die, his fate could be considerably worse than death.

“I would not wish this on anyone,” said Dr Hunt Batjer, president elect of the American Association for Neurological Surgeons.

“I would not allow anyone to do it to me as there are a lot of things worse than death.”

The problem is, fusing a head with a separate body (including spinal cord, jugular vein etc) could result in a hitherto never experienced level and quality of insanity.

Arthur Caplan, director of medical ethics at New York University’s Langone Medical Centre, who described Dr Canavero as “nuts”, believes that the bodies of head transplant patients “would end up being overwhelmed with different pathways and chemistry than they are used to and they’d go crazy.”

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/man-undergoing-head-transplant-could-experience-something-a-lot-worse-than-death-says-neurological-expert-10164423.html

Head transplantation — The future is now | Dr. Sergio Canavero | TEDxLimassol

Man volunteers for world’s first head transplant: Other cases of unusual body part transplants

Published on Apr 10, 2015 9:46 PM

A head transplant seems like a procedure straight out of science fiction but it could become reality by 2017.

Computer scientist Valery Spiridonov, 30, who suffers from a rare muscle-wasting disease, has volunteered to be the first first person to undergo the controversial surgery devised by Italian physician Dr Sergio Canevero.

With advances in medical technology, what used to be considered unthinkable surgical operations have made headlines in recent years.

http://www.straitstimes.com/news/world/more-world-stories/story/man-volunteers-worlds-first-head-transplant-other-cases-unusual-

Maybe he wanted to take a post bout selfie?

Boxer’s phone hits the canvas. Later, he did too

iPhone of the tiger: Boxer’s mobile falls out during match

On Friday, the referee in a super middle-weight boxing match had to temporarily stop the fight.

But not because of a knock out. Something hit the canvas before any blood was spilled.

Held in Florida, the match between between Ramon Luis Nicolas and Marvin “Papi Gallo” Jones was stopped because Jone’s smartphone fell out of his shorts.

The Toronto Sun reports that after referee Frank Santore Jr paused the fight to pass the phone to Jones’ cornermen, a clearly embarrassed Jones bowed to all sides of the ring as way of an apology.

It is a surprise to some that boxer’s shorts even has pockets.

It’s more of a surprise that he took the phone in with him.

– See more at: http://www.tnp.sg/sports/iphone-tiger-boxers-mobile-falls-out-during-match#sthash.5eUDchUH.dpuf

Brazil road swallows then spits out entire bus

A bus was carried away by flood waters after it fell into a river in the tropical Para state in Brazil, according to a BBC report.

Everybody on board escaped unharmed.

– See more at: http://www.straitstimes.com/node/3631469#sthash.1HLx2ywW.dpuf

ADVICE: ALWAYS LOOK UNDER YOUR BED BEFORE YOU PUT OUT YOUR HAND TO STROKE YOUR CAT…
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ARGHHH! Woman reaches under her bed to find cat, touches human skin

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It is the stuff of nightmares: a woman who reached under her bed in search of her two cats, expected to feel the soft fur coats of her pets, found herself instead touching human skin.

The 61-year-old woman in Palm Springs, Florida, had discovered a burglar who was hiding under her bed.

The man fled the scene and jumped a fence as soon as the woman, who has not been named, found his hiding place.

Palm Springs police caught up with the man named as Christian Vatovec, 25, of Lake Worth, the Sun Sentinel reports.

 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/palm-springs-woman-reaches-under-her-bed-in-search-of-her-cats-finds-a-burglar-there-instead-10127398.html
These coffee shops must be feeling the pinch of higher costs to resort to such a practice!
Borrneo Post Online

Coffee shops still serving up fake tea

Posted on March 22, 2015, Sunday

SARIKEI: Many coffee shops here are still using tea dust laced with food colouring and passing it off as actual tea.

Divisional health officer Dr Teh Jo Hun said many tea lovers are unaware their local coffee shop could be cheating them with the reddish-coloured tea drinks.

He said the questionable tea dust used by most coffee shops is obtained in bulk from suppliers and the composition is very different from genuine tea available in small packets.

“The simplest way to see the difference between the genuine and coloured tea is by putting the two products in two different glasses of preferably hot water,” he said during a health campaign at the Central Market yesterday.

“We would notice the water in the cup with coloured tea dust turning reddish almost instantly, whereas the water in the cup with genuine tea takes some time to turn into a light yellowish (shade).”

He added that the colouring substance used in the questionable tea products might be approved under the Food Act 1983 and as such may not be hazardous to health.

“But we consider it as cheating which is also an offence under the same Act,” he explained.

Do you remember being caught smoking at the school toilet? What did you do? Threw the cigarette into the bowl and flushed it away?
This guy swallowed the cigarette!

Man swallows cigarette to avoid being caught & fined for puffing in no-smoking area, then…

Here’s a reminder to those caught lighting up in a non-smoking zone: Just pay up.

The financial pain probably won’t be as terrible compared to what this man in Segamat, Johor, went through.

The  30-year-old swallowed a burning cigarette butt to avoid getting fined by health officers who were conducting random spot checks.

It seems he acted on impulse, stuffing the still-lit stick in his mouth.

But he ended up vomiting everything out as he could not tolerate the heat from the burning tobacco inside his mouth, Malaysian newspaper Star Online reported, citing Harian Metro.

– See more at: http://www.tnp.sg/news/man-swallows-cigarette-so-he-wont-get-fined-puffing-no-smoking-zone#sthash.CQC0o711.dpuf

“Sorry, darling, but I will be late for our wedding at the church…”
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One of the worst things that can happen on your wedding day: Getting into an accident

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Everyone expects their big day to go smoothly without any hiccups along the way, but that is unfortunately not the case for this driver.

Stomper Jeff spotted a wedding car that had mounted the kerb and crashed into a lamp post near Kembangan MRT Station (Mar 14) this morning at around 8am.

GIVE THE MOTHER AN ‘F’ FOR PARENTING. Another ‘F’ for poor spelling.

Florida mother arrested for making girl wear shameful shirt about her bad grades

27 February 2015
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Deputies: Woman beat girl with belt, made her wear humiliating T-shirt

Deputies say Melany Joyce Alexander beat a child with a leather and metal belt and made her wear a T-shirt to school advertising her bad grades and warning others not to help her.

By Ferdinand Zogbaum, Reporter
Last Updated: Monday, February 23, 2015, 6:41 PM
Deputies arrested a Brooksville woman accused of beating a child with a belt and making her wear a T-shirt to school that said she had bad grades and wasn’t allowed to have a boyfriend.Melany Joyce Alexander was arrested last Friday and charged with child abuse after a deputy responded to West Hernando Middle School to investigate a report of abuse.According to the arrest report, the deputy determined that the student arrived at school wearing a T-shirt with marker pen writing on the front and back. The front of the shirt read, “I currently have all Fs in all of my classes. I am not aloud [sic] have a boyfriend no time soon. So back off before I get another good wooping [sic] like I got last night.”The shirt also said the child cannot have any friends until her Fs are up to at least Cs.

The deputy identified “numerous bruises and belt marks to the child’s arms and shoulders down to her wrists” consistent with being struck by what the child described as a white leather belt with holes and metal divots. The divots left “clear impressions in several places, including both arms, neck, chest, back and legs,” the report said.

http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2015/2/23/hernando_deputies_wo.html

 THE PIZZAS GAVE HIM AWAY!

Russian police catch suspect hiding in fridge after he skips court

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Eduard Bulgakov was due to appear in court in Yekaterinburg, Russia, yesterday but did not turn up.

Police officers attended his family home with an arrest warrant and were told by his mother that she did not know where her 31-year-old son was.

But they became suspicious when she was seen collecting two large pizzas from a delivery driver.

After entering the house the second time officers wondered why she was not putting anything in the fridge.

Bulgakov climbs out of the fridge after hiding in it from police


‘They only found him by chance because the mother seemed to get very uncomfortable when they asked her why she was not putting the last few slices of pizza in the fridge.

‘She claimed the electricity had been switched off.’

Bulgakov was discovered crouching down and shivering from the cold.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2961728/Russian-police-catch-suspect-hiding-fridge-fails-turn-court.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

TRANSLATIONS FROM CHINESE TO ENGLISH CAN BE QUITE HILARIOUS but almost impossible to understand.

Read the Bing translation and then the Google translation.

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追撞狂牛四川成都周五有头受惊水牛闯入郫县闹市区,疯狂追撞路人,伤及一名老人及小童。当地警方见状即驾车拦截,用汽车连番追撞狂牛,期间更向其连轰四枪,但狂牛甚是顽强,未能被制服。警方最后将狂牛逼离主要干道,用警方四驱车施以撞击,把狂牛压于树底下后才成功制服。期间,一名年轻民警因开枪时有所犹豫,其大腿不慎被牛角刺出一道三厘米深的伤口
Bing translation: I have highlighted the “juicy” parts.

“The international” is hit by mad cow pixian in Chengdu, Sichuan on Friday head frightened Buffalo broke into downtown, crazy hit passers-by and wounding an elderly and children.

Seeing the drive intercepted by local police, used his car repeatedly hit by mad cow, during even thrown to it four times, but mad cow is tenacious, has not been uniform. Finally, crazy ass away from the main road by the police and subjected to impact them with police, tree after success of mad cow in uniform. During the balk when a young policemen who opened fire, having legs carelessly to the Horn out of a three-centimeter wound.

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Frontiers mad cow

Chengdu has a head on Friday frightened buffalo broke Pi downtown, crazy frontiers, passers-by, injuring an elderly and children. Local police rushed to intercept that motorists with car rear-ended the series mad cow, even during its boom four more guns, but mad cow is very tenacious, could not be subdued.

Police finally mad regressed from the main road, to impose hit withfour-wheel drive police put pressure on the mad cow under the tree after the success of uniforms. During the time a young police shot hesitant because their thigh accidentally horns out of a three-cm deep stab wounds.

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THE BODY OF A BABY THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A CAT’S…
It was said that a monitor lizard was eating a baby left in a drain but it turned out to be the body of a dead cat!
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BUTTERWORTH: It looked like a crime scene–with ‘Do not cross’ tapes and a large group of policemen and curious bystanders huddled up by the roadside.

Passers-by spotted a strange object in a monsoon drain which resembled a baby’s leg, stuck in five metres deep culvert at Jalan Bagan Ajam (southbound) exit on the Butterworth Outer Ring Road.

It was learnt that a member of the public alerted emergency services that a ‘body of a baby’ was found in a drain at 2.15pm.

Firemen arrived moments later to only find a dead cat and coincidentally, a monitor lizard, which was gnawing what’s left of the cat.

To stand or sit when you PEE, that is the question…
 
GUYS, THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER! Especially when you’re in Germany.

German court upholds man’s right to pee standing up

German court upholds man’s right to pee standing up

Published: 12:05 PM, January 23, 2015

BERLIN — A German court ruled in favour of mens’ right to pee standing up yesterday (Jan 23), after a landlord tried to retain part of a tenant’s 3,000 euro (S$4,559) deposit for allegedly damaging the marble floor of a toilet by sprinkling it with urine.

Judge Stefan Hank in the city of Duesseldorf said men who insist on standing “must expect occasional rows with housemates, especially women” but cannot be held to account for collateral damage. “Despite growing domestication of men in this matter, urinating while standing up is still widespread,” he said. REUTERS

The debate about whether men should stand or sit is no laughing matter in Germany, where some toilets have red traffic-style signs forbidding the standing position. There is also a derogatory term for men who sit and pee — “Sitzpinkler” — which implies that it is not masculine behaviour.
SHOPLIFTING  ANY WAY YOU CAN!
The incident reportedly took place at an appliance store in Costa Rica.
Video: CCTV captures woman stuffing a PLASMA TV up her SKIRT | Woman Steals TV By Stuffing It Up Her Skirt

For real? CCTV captures woman stuffing plasma TV up her dress

IN DOG WE TRUST. Not IN GOD WE TRUST.
 
NO, THE RUGS DIDN’T COME FROM MALAYSIA OR CHINA!
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The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office in Florida had ordered 2  identical rugs from a manufacturer,  American Floor Mats.
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After they arrived, they were put in the lobby. For 2 months, they lay there.
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Then, the error was discovered.
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The manufacturer will replace the rugs. The Sheriff will auction them off. Online bids have begun and will end on 21 January. I looked at the link and discovered that the present bid is US$2303!
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We will not “sweep anything under the rug.” Due to extensive interest regarding our plans for the “doggone” rug, you can bid on it at the link below, and we will donate 100% of your bid to Canine Estates Inc., a local animal rescue. http://www.onlineauction.com/auction/2076173

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Video: Man who rode motorbike naked through Cambodia

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Caucasian tourists deported over naked bike ride in Cambodia

Two European tourists took things a little too far during their recent trip to Cambodia.

According to The Phnom Penh Post, Finnish national Catarina, 22 and Italian national Giancarlo Allocca, 30, were literally caught with their pants down.

The pair was riding around in a motorcycle completely naked in Cambodia’s Kandal province.

Because of their outfits, or should we say, lack of one, they were sent to jail and deported back to their respective countries.

Said the police chief of Kandal province: “I think that this was the first time there were foreign people driving motorcycles naked in Cambodia.

 VANITY OF VANITIES! And its consequences…

Woman’s breasts rot after botched boob job — but the worst is yet to come

A restaurant manager was left writhing in agony after her cosmetic procedure went awry, but it was only two weeks later when things really hit the fan.

A cosmetic procedure to even up her differently-sized breasts caused Laura Damiani to suffer weeks of ‘unbearable pain’, reports Asian Town.

The botched boob job resulted in her breasts starting to rot and gangrene set in 14 days later.

Things got so bad that the surgeon had to remove her nipples and areolas, as they were badly infected.

Laura’s life only started going back to normal after 18 months of suffering and three more operations — one of them being nipple reconstruction with another doctor.

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/this-urban-jungle/womans-breasts-rot-after-botched-boob-job-but-the-worst-is-yet-to-come#xtor=CS2-4

Why Bill Gates is drinking water made from human waste

Watch Bill Gates drink water that was human waste five minutes earlier

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Video from “Gatesnotes” shows Gates, listed by Forbes as 2014’s richest person in the world with a net worth of $76 billion, drinking a glass of water created by the Janicki Omniprocessor.

The machine, designed by Janicki Bioenergy, an engineering firm based north of Seattle, burns human waste and produces water and electricity, as well as ash.

Janicki Omniprocessor
 
 http://youtu.be/bVzppWSIFU0
Published on Jan 5, 2015
Bill Gates recently got to check out the Omniprocessor, an ingenious machine designed and built by Janicki Bioenergy, which turns human waste into water and electricity. In places without good waste treatment plants, it could be a real game-changer.
NO, HE DIDN’T PACK HIS BAG AND RUN AWAY FROM HOME. They packed his suitcase and dumped him!

Dog found abandoned outside railway station with suitcase of his belongings

Abandoned dog found outside railway station with suitcase of his belongings

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The suitcase held a number of the dog’s belongings, including a pillow, toy, food bowl and food

A shar-pei cross has been found abandoned at a railway station along with a suitcase with his belongings.

The dog, named Kai, was tied to a railing outside Ayr station in Scotland.

The Scottish SPCA (Scotland’s Animal Welfare Charity) is appealing for information.

Inspector Stewart Taylor said: “The dog is microchipped and we were able to find out his name is Kai.

“We contacted the owner registered to the microchip, who stated they had sold Kai on Gumtree in 2013. Unfortunately they could not tell us the address of the person who bought him.”

Abandoning an animal is an offence under the Animal Health and Welfare (Scotland) Act 2006 and anyone found guilty of doing so can expect to be banned from keeping animals for a fixed period or life.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/dog-found-abandoned-outside-railway-station-with-suitcase-of-his-belongings-9960333.html

Austrian boy partially blinded by laser pointer bought as a toy online

Published on Dec 3, 2014 8:15 PM

RT : boy partially blinded by laser pointer bought as a toy online

VIENNA (AFP) – A 12-year-old Austrian boy has suffered “massive and lasting” damage to his eyes after playing with a laser pointer, with his vision reduced by 60 percent, doctors said.

“We think that he was playing with a mirror and that the rays were reflected,” said Yosuf El-Shabrawi, chief doctor at the Klagenfurt am Woerthersee clinic in southern Austria.

“His injuries cannot be treated. We can only hope that the worst of the injuries heal themselves and that his condition improves,” El-Shabrawi said in a statement on Tuesday.

The boy’s father bought the laser pointer on the Internet where it was advertised as a toy for playing with cats.

THE SALE THAT WAS NOT A SALE!
Remember the time you went to a sale and bought a dress at 50% discount, ONLY RM84, and then discovered that it sold for RM64 NORMAL price at the shop down the road?It had marked up the prices before it offered a 50% discount.
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This shop in Alor Star tried the same trick but was caught.
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the Sundaily

KPDNKK issues RM1,000 compound on clothes outlet in Ops Bongkar in Kedah

“A survey conducted by KPDNKK found that the clothes outlet was offering false prices. They would raise the price of the clothes before offering a discount of as much as 90%.

“We tried to get the records for one month before the cheap sales but they failed to show the evidence, and our investigations found that the prices displayed were that of four years ago,” he told reporters here today.

Ridzuan said the outlet had been issued a warning to reduce all the prices of the clothes on sale within one day, and further action would be taken if they failed to comply.

“The owner of the clothes outlet has pleaded guilty and paid the compound of RM1,000 for both offences. Besides the compound, we also seized six bundles of cloth valued at RM1,000 as evidence, as well as the measuring instrument which had expired.

“The case is being investigated under the Trade Descriptions (Cheap Sale Price) Regulations (Amendments 2010) and the Trade Descriptions Act 2011,” he said.

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折扣後的售價其實是商品原價,根本沒有任何折扣
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VANITY COMES AT A PRICE!

This German woman has been wearing a corset every day for the past few years to get her tiny waist, but is now suffering for it.

Woman goes to painful lengths for her 15-inch waist — but discovers it comes at a heavy price

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According to Asian Town, Michele Koebke has shrunk her small waist from 64cm to 40cm (25.1 inches to 15.7 inches).

However, that is still not enough for the 24-year-old whose target is 36cm (14 inches).

This does not come without a price, however, as the young woman is now suffering from several health issues..

These include breathing and digestion problems, as her stomach has been slowly forced out of its normal horizontal position.

A doctor said that soon, Koebke will not be able to move without a corset — if she can even move at all.

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/this-urban-jungle/woman-goes-to-painful-lengths-for-her-15-inch-waist-but-now-discovers-it-comes-at#xtor=CS2-4

“Autocorrects Gone Wrong!” Need a laugh? Check out these hilarious autocorrect fails! #1 is by far my fav

#1 Poor Mom!

Bless mom’s heart for trying, but she might be better off not even trying to understand text lingo!

#6 Crazy Orifaces!

Losing your glasses is bad enough but we would hate to think of our glasses in someone’s oriface.

#9 File this Under Ewwww!

Exactly the text you want to receive from your significant other. It may also cause you to wonder why they really take so long in the bathroom!

BOYS WILL BE BOYS, UP TO MISCHIEF!NSTP NST

MALACCA: A four-year-old boy had to endure pain for 30 minutes when his head was stuck in a metal bed frame at the family home in Balai Panjang here today. Muhammad Amirul Syahir Amir Hamzah was playing with his brother, Muhamad Amirul Syafiq, six, in a bedroom when the former’s head was trapped between two metal rods of a double-decker bed. … Firemen had to cut one of the metal rods to free Rafidah’s son, said the department’s senior officer, Ibrahim Salleh. http://www.nst.com.my/node/46721RUGBY PLAYERS AS WARRIORS

The definition of hard?

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SHE WANTED TO SKIP LECTURES, SO SHE MADE UP THIS STORY OF BEING ABDUCTED FOR HER MOTHER’S CONSUMPTION. The problem was that Mum, believing her tale, insisted that she lodge a police report.Now she is in big trouble with the police!

Student sends police on wild goose chase over “abduction”

On Saturday, the student, who is studying at a polytechnic in Johor, lodged a police report in Dungun, claiming that she “escaped” from her abductors. She claimed that earlier, as she was about to leave her house for classes, she became unconscious only to wake up in a container lorry. She alleged that there were seven children with her in the lorry and her abductors were ‘three Kelantanese men’ based on their accents. She told police that she escaped as the lorry was at a petrol station in Dungun and called her mother to inform of the ‘abduction’. Terengganu CID chief Asst Comm Wan Abdul Aziz Wan Hamzah said the student only made a police report after her mother insisted. “She decided to tell the police her fake tale,” ACP Wan Abdul Aziz told reporters. After being pressed by the police following her conflicting statements, she finally admitted that she faked the whole incident due to “stress from her studies.” “After we complete the investigations, we will pursue charges against the student,” ACP Wan Abdul Aziz said. He warned people that giving false information can cause a lot of trouble to the police. —

Family shocked at text from dead grandmother

Grandma had died in 2001, and buried with her was her hand phone. Grand daughter, Sheri, 22, missed grandma, and found comfort in texting her. Unknown to her, the phone company O2 had passed the number on to be re-assigned. The new owner of the number, believed the texts from Sheri were joke messages from friends.

He sent a reply, “I’m watching over you.”

“I felt sick when I read it,” Sheri told the Shields Gazette. “I was in shock and didn’t know what to think.”

Read more at: http://english.astroawani.com/news/show/british-family-shocked-at-text-from-dead-grandmother-46325?cp

Read more at: http://english.astroawani.com/news/show/british-family-shocked-at-text-from-dead-grandmother-46325?cp

I ONCE LEFT MY HAND PHONE ON TOP OF MY CAR. AND WHEN I REMEMBERED, I WAS 3 KM AWAY…

Oops, did you forget about your shoes before driving along PIE?

Stomper Alan spotted a pair of shoes on top of this moving vehicle along the Pan-Island Expressway (PIE) towards Tuas earlier this evening (Oct 14). He wonders if the owner of shoes had been rushing for time and forgotten about them. — IMAGES OF WEIRD TOILETS FROM ALL OVER…Addicted to your PC?zt6Yikes!zt1Portable loozt2Scary!zt3Sacrilegious.zt5LOCAL BUREAUCRACY GONE CRAZY? OR JUST BEING STUPID? Star

Wednesday October 8, 2014 MYT 7:36:51 AM

Fined RM20 for two-sen arrears

The Port Dickson Municipal Council (MPPD) has issued Peggy Lim a fine of RM20 for “defaulting” on her half-yearly assessment.She had paid 2 sen less! The assessment was RM28.12 and she paid RM28.10 at the post office. Why didn’t she pay the 2 sen? That was because the clerk at the post office had rounded the figure to the nearest 5 sen. This was correct. The Government had in 2007 decided to round up or round down bills to the nearest five sen. An official from the MPPD Evaluation and Property Management division confirmed that Lim had indeed been slapped with a fine but could not explain why this had been issued despite her making the payment. http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/10/08/Fined-RM20-for-twosen-arrears-Woman-80-gets-notice-from-PD-council-despite-having-settled-assessment/

THIS MAY BE THE MOST EXPENSIVE ROTI CANAI IN MALAYSIA!zv

CATS CAN’T READ!

Funny and confusing city signs: readers’ pictures

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Snapdragons make cute flowers, but when they die, they turn into macabre skulls.

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—– I REMEMBER DIGGING A BIG AND DEEP HOLE AT THE BEACH, COVERING IT WITH NEWSPAPER, AND THEN COVERING THE NEWSPAPER WITH A THIN LAYER OF SAND. This was as a trap for a classmate, a trick to be played on him. However, before the others could lead him to it, a passerby fell in! I will never forget the shock on his face as he sank inside! Or the look of embarrassment as he climbed out! Or the anger that showed on his face as he looked around for the culprits! I was the only one watching but I made sure I did not laugh as that would have given me away. Later, when the intended victim fell into the hole, I laughed heartily. HOWEVER, THIS INCIDENT OF SOMEONE FALLING INTO A HOLE AT THE BEACH WAS NO LAUGHING MATTER FOR IT WAS FATAL!Video: Sand collapse kills 9 year old girl at Oregon beach http://youtu.be/wfevcRgcoKc

Girl dies in sand cave collapse on Oregon coast (Photo courtesy The News Guard)

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… Free Malaysia Today

Girl digging on beach dies after sand hole collapses on her

September 1, 2014

She was buried in a hole between 2 and 4 feet deep.

OREGON: A 9-year-old girl who was digging in a large sand hole on an Oregon beach suffocated and died after the sand caved in around her and other beachgoers were unable to dig her out in time, police said on Saturday. The girl, identified as Isabel Grace Franks, was playing Friday evening on the beach in Lincoln City, about 80 miles southwest of Portland, when she was buried in a hole between 2 and 4 feet deep, the Lincoln City police said. The girl was under the sand for between five and seven minutes before she was pulled out, Lincoln City Police Sergeant Randy Weaver said. … She was taken to a hospital in Lincoln City, where she was unable to be revived, the Lincoln City Police Department said in a statement. http://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/world/2014/09/01/girl-digging-on-beach-dies-after-sand-hole-collapses-on-her/

9-Year-Old Girl, Isabel Grace Franks, Killed in Sand Collapse at LincolnCity

—– SO LUCKY, SO DEAD! Star

Saturday August 23, 2014 MYT 6:58:29 AM

Man dies after winning lottery

A 62-YEAR-OLD noodle stall helper at a hawker centre in Bukit Cina, Malacca, collapsed and died shortly after realising he had won the second prize in a lottery, reported China Press. … A patron who last spoke to Yong recalled that Yong showed him the ticket before picking up the newspaper to check. Yong was said to have happily told him that he got second prize for the combination of 1234, adding that he initially wanted to bet for RM4 but later reduced it to RM1. Yong was elated over his win and was heard exclaiming “Wow!” excitedly before he collapsed on the floor, much to the shock of the patrons nearby. http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/08/23/Man-dies-after-winning-lottery-62yearold-said-to-be-elated-with-second-prize-win-before-he-collapsed/ —– 3RD TIME UNLUCKY! He married one and left her. He married another and also left her but with a baby! He wanted to marry a third but… Star

Friday August 8, 2014 MYT 7:26:29 AM

Ex-wives stop man from marrying again

A MAN’s plan to marry for a third time was dashed when his two ex-wives lodged a complaint against him in Taiping, Perak, reported Malaysian Nanban. The 37-year-old man from Padang Serai in Kedah had previously married a woman, identified only as Suganthi. He later left her to marry another woman, Malini. He left Malini too after she delivered a baby. He was planning to take a third wife chosen by his family when the two women managed to stop him. Both lodged police reports against the man for cheating and leaving them in a dilemma. Ex-wives stop man from marrying again   —– Shanghaiist

‘Traumatized’ man sues Baidu, counseling clinic over ‘homosexual correction’ therapy

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The trial went underway on July 31 for a man who is suing the Chinese search engine giant Baidu along with a mental health counseling center that he found through the website while seeking a “homosexual correction” service that he says left him “traumatized”. The man, nicknamed Xiao Zheng, said he discovered the Chongqing SinYu PiaoXiang mental counseling center when he’d searched “therapies for homosexuals” on Baidu in August, according to Want China Times. The center, which uses electroshock therapy, boasted “outstanding sexual orientation correction skills with high success rates” on its website. Xiao Zheng said he was left traumatized by the electrotherapy performed on him, and filed a lawsuit on the grounds that it had damaged his health and violated human rights. WHEN HOMOSEXUALITY WAS CLASSIFIED AS A MENTAL DISORDER, THE MEDICAL PROFESSION DID TERRIBLE THINGS TO HOMOSEXUALS.gay-voices

Jamie Scot

Shock the Gay Away: Secrets of Early Gay Aversion Therapy Revealed (PHOTOS)

Posted: 06/28/2013 9:00 am

Before the American Psychiatric Association (APA) declassified homosexuality as a mental disorder in 1973, aversion therapy was used routinely in hopes that it would prevent or eliminate homosexual behavior. … In the more brutal therapy sessions, the shock was delivered directly to the male patient’s genitals every time the patient experienced any form of positive response to the slides being shown to him. The following excerpt from a Farrall Instrument catalogue advertising electroshock therapy products details how the therapies worked: Aversive conditioning has proven an effective aid in the treatment of child molesters, transvestites, exhibitionists, alcoholics, shop lifters, and other people with similar problems. Stimulus slides are shown to the patient intermixed with neutral slides. Shock is delivered with stimulus scenes but not with neutral scenes. In reinforcing heterosexual preference in latent male homosexuals, male slides give a shock while the stimulus relief slides of females do not give shock. The patient is given a “slide change” hand button which enables him to escape or avoid a shock by rejecting a shock cue scene. … In the 1940s, homosexuals were also involuntarily committed to psychiatric facilities by their families, with the hospitals promising that the patient would eventually leave the facility cured of their “sexual illness.” Not only were they not allowed to leave, but they were often subjected to cruel and inhumane treatments, including castrations, torture drugs, shock therapy, and lobotomies. The surgeon most credited for the rise of lobotomies was Dr. Walter Freeman, who was best known for his transorbital lobotomy, or “ice pick lobotomy.” In this procedure, the surgeon entered the prefrontal area through the patient’s eye sockets, using an instrument that resembled a common household ice pick. Out of the thousands of lobotomies Freeman performed, up to 40 percent of them were on homosexuals. … Ultimately, the fate of the lobotomy would be decided by a pill. In 1954, a new drug called Thorazine began to make its way through state mental hospitals and was initially marketed as a chemical lobotomy. With a viable alternative now in hand that didn’t require surgery, the medical community turned definitively against lobotomy.

Shock the Gay Away: Secrets of Early Gay Aversion Therapy

—– MAKE SURE THAT YOU YOURSELF WASH EVERY GLASS OR CUP YOU USE WHEN IN A HOTEL ROOM! Video: Dirty Secrets About Hotel Drinking Glasses http://youtu.be/kLssaWxipN8 —– I WAS A STUDENT AT THE UNIVERSITY OF SINGAPORE IN 1972-73. I HAD LOVELY LONG HAIR.To get into Singapore, I took the train as there were so many people that Singapore Customs and Immigration officers couldn’t cope. If you took the plane, you could be turned back, and that meant flying back to KL after being denied entry at the Singapore airport!Inside Singapore, you had to be careful where you went. Once, I was stopped at Bukit Timah Road by a police patrol. They warned me that I needed a haircut but let me off when I promised to get a haircut that same night. I gave the excuse that exams were going on.I went to a barber in Singapore only once. He cut my hair so short that I looked like someone at National Service (NS)! He lectured me as well about Lee Kuan Yew’s policy of short hair.After that bad experience, I got my hair cut at Raffles Hall by a fellow hostelite, Ong Bun Seong or Ong Bunski.Look at all of us with our long hair. I am on the extreme right at the back. Not too long but just nice! aaa … The Real Singapore

DO YOU KNOW THAT HAVING LONG HAIR WAS BANNED IN SINGAPORE DURING THE 70S?

In the early 70s government offices in Singapore clamped down on males sporting long hair because it spelt gangsterism. For present generation readers who don’t believe this is true, the above poster from the 70s National Library Archives proves it. I remember an incident where a man with long hair was queueing up at a government department to pay his bills. He was told by an officer that he would be served last. The man was taken aback but quietly took his place. 

“The government is to step up the campaign against the cult of the long unkempt hair among males in the Republic. For some time now certain government departments, like immigration and schools as well as institutions of higher learning had been taking action against males with long and unkempt hair.  The campaign will take another step forward when all government offices dealing with the public will display posters in English, Chinese and Malay with the message: ‘Males with long hair will
be attended to last’ (20.06.1972).”
Malaysia’s Long Hair Immigration Notice

To be fair to the Singapore government, not only did this island discourage males from sporting long hair.  Other countries in the 70s followed the same trend. Cities like Kuala Lumpur in Malaysia, Seoul in South Korea, Melbourne in Australia and even Dublin in Ireland were strict with male students who sported long hair. I guess Singapore went just one step further. It included ALL males, young and old.

Singapore 60s *The author blogs at http://singapore60smusic.blogspot.sg http://therealsingapore.com/content/do-you-know-having-long-hair-was-banned-singapore-during-70s —– If a face can launch a thousand ships, then this photo must have launched 1,001 protests!

 MailOnline

By David Williams And Louise Eccles and Lizzie Edmonds

Barrowman kissed his ‘bride’ during the ceremony at Celtic Park, with the scene praised as a snub to homophobia in Commonwealth countries.

It is still a crime to be gay in 42 countries of the Commonwealth.

Glasgow-born Barrowman reached out to kiss the man before holding his hand during a sequence to celebrate the village of Gretna Green on the Scottish/English border that is celebrated as a destination for eloping couples.

The kiss has been seen as a message to the 42 Commonwealth countries where it is a crime to be gay

Scottish-American actor John Barrowman, right, kissed one of the performers during the ceremony

Scottish-American actor John Barrowman, right, kissed one of the performers during the ceremony

 Video: John Barrowman Gay Kiss During Opening Ceremony at Commonwealth Games 2014 [WATCH] http://youtu.be/W9xgt2PNGL8 —– SHE GOT HIM BY THE BALLS! http://youtu.be/1NJg5mr-G50 THIS HAPPENED IN 2012 BUT I THOUGHT WE GUYS SHOULD BE AWARE OF THIS DANGER, RARE THOUGH IT MAY BE.A shopkeeper in the Chinese city of Haikou reportedly died of shock after having his family jewels locked in a vice-like grip by an irate woman.

2013年04月18日

【新華網】 中国海南省海口市で8日、昨年起きた傷害致死事件の裁判が始まった。事件では被告の女とけんかになった男性が局部を強く握られ、ショック死した。

Xinhua News reports witnesses heard the woman threatening, “I’ll squeeze it to death. You’ll never have children again.”

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/thread-744542-1-1.html
The Daily Telegraph Sydney  Woman kills man squeezing his testicles

FEMALE scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles for the packing dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province.

It was learned, the woman, 41 years old, rode on her scooter to an elementary school in Meilan District, Haikou City to pick up her child that day. When she wanted to pack her scooter in front of a shop, she was rejected by the shop owner, a 42-year-old male. The two parties soon fell into a quarrel, and then the physical confrontation. The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her, which resulted in a more violent fist fight. See the pictures During the fight, the middle aged woman manged to grab the man’s testicles, and squeezed them till he finally collapsed on the ground. The man was immediately rushed to hospital, but unfortunately died there despite of efforts. http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/woman-kills-man-squeezing-his-testicles/story-e6freuy9-1226341391205?nk=0ac50ecfb14af9e1c5b709a2afb538a4 —– mews.co.au

Disgruntled husband sends wife spreadsheet of all the times she turned down sex

A SEX-STARVED husband sent his wife a spreadsheet to her work email detailing every time she had turned down sex and what excuses she had used.

The fed-up husband claimed to have tried to initiate sex 27 times over a period of seven weeks, with his wife only agreeing to sex three times. The excuses included supposed direct quotes from the wife with the husband adding commentary in brackets afterwards.

—– CLICK ON THIS FOR THE VIDEONorth Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Parody China http://youtu.be/5zcGm3YZSxwhttp://shanghaiist.com/2014/07/19/north-korea-furious-over-viral-chinse-video.php

Saturday, July 19, 2014

North Korea ‘furious’ over viral Chinese video of Kim Jong-un dancing

North Korea 'furious' over viral Chinese video of Kim Jong-un dancing

Pyongyang is highly unamused over a video that’s been making the rounds on Chinese social media showing clips of its Outstanding Leader dancing, Kung-fu fighting and getting knocked out by US President Barack Obama, Korean paper Chosun Ilbo reports. more ›CLICK ON THIS FOR THE VIDEO

http://shanghaiist.com/2014/07/19/north-korea-furious-over-viral-chinse-video.php —– DO NOT STAND ON TOILET SEAT OR BOWL.zbwww.flickr.comTHIS REMINDS ME OF STUDENT DAYS AT OUR HOSTEL AT UNIVERSITY We kept wondering why the toilet seat in one of the cubicles was covered with faeces. This happened every morning for quite some days. There were one or two good ‘detectives’ among our floor mates. They managed to eliminate all of us except for a guy whom they now considered a prime suspect. This conclusion came from observation, they later explained, of all who went into the cubicles in the morning. They finally caught the culprit in the act. When he went into a cubicle, they waited to give him time to get into his ‘business’. Then, one put a stool down in front of the cubicle door, stood on it, and looked down on the occupant. “Aha! Caught you!” he shouted. The culprit, I was told later, almost fell off the toilet seat on which he was squatting! When asked why he squatted, he explained that he was used to it back at home in his new village. All toilets there were squat toilets. From that day on, all freshies were taught to sit on the seat. (Today, a video of the incident would surely be circulating on social media!) Incidentally, when I was a lecturer in a theological seminary back here in Malaysia, a student complained that it was difficult ‘doing business’ in the toilet because all had sitting seats. “I’m used to squatting and it’s so hard getting the shit out when you’re sitting down.” …..

Jin Yu shared Chain Nice2MeetU‘s photo.

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ช่วยกันแชร์ ‪#‎เตือน‬ คนชอบเหยียบโถส้วม

Help share the # warning. People like to squat on the toilet (Translated by Bing)
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MailOnline .

Warehouse installs European-style squat toilet because foreign workers ‘kept breaking the loo by standing on it’

By Daily Mail Reporter

A warehouse in Swindon has installed a ‘hole-in-the-ground’ toilet to cater for foreign workers, according to reports. Employees from eastern Europe apparently prefer squatting while using the loo, prompting managers to order a new toilet to match their requirements. Bosses at the DHL warehouse are also said to be infuriated after workers broke the traditional loo seat by squatting on it.

Continental: A squat toilet has been installed in a DHL warehouse in Swindon (file photo)

Continental: A squat toilet has been installed in a DHL warehouse in Swindon (file photo)

The distribution centre in Swindon, which transports goods for B&Q, has spent thousands of pounds on the new facility, according to The Sun.

Managers had previously installed signs instructing employees not to squat on the toilet.

A source told the paper: ‘Staff have been fed up with the toilet seats breaking and workers leaving a mess.’

DHL did not respond to a request for comment.

Warning: Managers apparently installed signs instructing employees how to sit on the toilet

Warning: Managers apparently installed signs instructing employees how to sit on the toilet

—– A FRIEND FORWARDED THESE TO ME.What some husbands do while their wives are shopping…z1z2z3z4 —– IS THIS WHAT THEY CALL A 3-IN-1 IN SINGAPORE?

JUST IN:Traffic jams on the PIE around the Changi Airport, Stevens Road Exit due to car accident.

zq —– NOT TOO LONG AGO, A COLLEAGUE HAD TWO PROBLEMS, MEANING TWO GIRL FRIENDS AT THE SAME TIME.“How do I solve this problem?” he asked me. “Both want to have Valentine’s Day dinner but I had planned to take one out for lunch and the other for dinner!”“Sorry, I can’t help you,” I replied. “No experience.”Video: Man Gets Dumped By Both Of His Girlfriends With A Highway Billboard- Steve Frazer http://youtu.be/rxjayKbABsEhttp://youtu.be/tq3nOO1GUcM   —– INCONGRUOUS NAMES FOR ORDINARY OBJECTS!Kuih Puki and Premium Chinese Cock…UPDATEDzz

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zvBINDING BOOKS IN HUMAN SKINAnthropodermic bibliopegy is the practice of binding books in human skin. Though extremely uncommon in modern times, the technique dates back to at least the 17th century. The practice is inextricably connected with the practice of tanning human skin, often done in certain circumstances after a corpse has been dissected. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropodermic_bibliopegy — MailOnline

The book that is bound to horrify: 160-year-old poetry volume is covered in skin of hanged murderer

xb By Daily Mail Reporter

By Daily Mail Reporter

It contains the works of Paradise Lost poet John Milton and to the naked eye appears to be like any other book from the 19th century.

But a closer inspection of this 1852 edition of The Poetical Works will reveal a macabre discovery – it is bound with human skin .

Executed murderer George Cudmore’s body was stripped of its flesh shortly after he was hanged for killing his lover.

Cudmore, a rat catcher by trade, poisoned Sarah Dunn with a potion of roasted apple and milk, laced with arsenic. He was tried and sentenced to death in March 1830, in front of a thousand-strong crowd in Exeter, Devon. Cudmore’s body was then sent to the Devon and Exeter Hospital for dissection and a portion of his skin fell into the hands of a Mr W Clifford, an Exeter bookseller.

The skin was used to bind Milton’s prose and the volume is now to go on public display for the first time after it was donated to the Westcountry Studies Library in Exeter.

Bizarre

This Harvard University Library Book Is Bound in Human Skin

A book bound in human skin sits in one of Harvard University’s libraries, experts at the school said this week. Scientists tested the 19th-century book Des destineés de l’ame and concluded that they were “99.9% confident” that the binding comes from a person’s epidermis. xxx This Harvard University Library Book Is Bound in Human Skin — The Guardian

Tests show 19th-century book is bound in human skin

In ‘good news for bibliomaniacs and cannibals’, scientists say binding of 1880s study of the human soul is itself human
theguardian.com, Friday 6 June 2014

Scientific analysis of a 19th-century book has proved “without a doubt” that its leather binding is made from human skin, Harvard University has said. After it emerged in April that, despite an inscription claiming that its binding was formed from “all that remains of my dear friende Jonas Wright”, the 17th-century book Practicarum Quaestionum Circa Leges Regias Hispaniae was actually bound with sheepskin, Harvard University set out to test the provenance of an unusual binding on a copy of Arsène Houssaye’s Des destinées de l’ame. Dating to the 1880s, the book includes a note by its binder Dr Ludovic Bouland, which claims it is “bound in human skin parchment on which no ornament has been stamped to preserve its elegance”. “By looking carefully you easily distinguish the pores of the skin,” wrote Bouland. “A book about the human soul deserved to have a human covering: I had kept this piece of human skin taken from the back of a woman.” http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/jun/06/tests-19th-century-book-bound-human-skin …..

The Harvard Crimson

The Skinny on Harvard’s Rare Book Collection

Human flesh-bound volumes R.I.P. on library shelves

A few individuals give new meaning to the idea of spending forever in the library—their skin binds three of the books in Harvard’s 15-million-volume collection.Without extensive genetic testing, Harvard librarians still do not have the “foggiest notion” of how many volumes wrapped in human hide exist throughout the system, says Director of University Libraries Sidney Verba ’53. But they have identified three such volumes in the Langdell Law Library, Countway Library of Medicine, and the Houghton Collection. The three books range in content from medieval law to Roman poetry to French philosophy.

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2006/2/2/the-skinny-on-harvards-rare-book/

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COMMON/FAVOURITE MALAYSIAN EXPRESSIONS: A SELECTION OF SEVERAL FROM THE ARTICLE BELOW:

YAHOO! NEWS SINGAPORE

16 Slang Malaysians love to use

1. Leng Zai (or Leng Chai) / Leng Lui\

Leng Zai (or Leng Chai) meaning: Leng Zai comes from the Cantonese word 靚仔 which means handsome (boy). Leng Zai is more commonly used among Chinese, while Leng Chai is more commonly used among Malays and Indians, it’s just a matter of pronunciation.

4. Boss

Meaning: A word used to describe either the workers or the customers at a Mamak Stall (yes it works both ways)

6. Yum Cha

Meaning: Yum Cha is another word derived from the Cantonese language. Yum Cha (饮茶) literally means “drink tea”, it is an act of drinking Chinese tea and having dim sum for the Chinese. Nowadays all Malaysians use the word to mean “hang out” or to have a high tea of sorts.

11. Tapau

Meaning: Tapau comes from the Chinese word 打包 (da bao) which means take away (food).

15. Belanja

Meaning: Belanja is a Malay word that means “treat”, as in treating someone to food or drinks. https://sg.news.yahoo.com/16-words-only-true-blue-080000794.html —–

The Real Singapore
JUST FOR LAUGHS:Africa High Jump VS Asia High Jump

Give video a few seconds to appear. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=744409822270854&set=vb.416856241692882&type=2&theater safe_image.php —– RATZILLA, VIKING RAT, RAT FROM HELL, PUTIN (RUSSIAN PRESIDENT)…are just some names used to describe this rat that is as long as your keyboard! The cat was terrified!

Swedes catch 40cm ‘rat from hell’ in their kitchen

PICTURES: A Stockholm family was horrified to find a monster “viking” rat living in their kitchen. Pest controllers who were called in to catch the beast found it measured 40 centimetres – not including the tail. sss

A family in Solna, north of Stockholm, had no idea what was in store when their pet cat was too scared to go into the kitchen.
“We thought it could be a little mouse, but after a while we figured it couldn’t be because it was making too much noise,” Signe Bengtsson told The Local.
Her worst fears were confirmed while emptying the trash a few days later when she saw a rat guzzling leftovers under the sink.
“It was right there in our rubbish bin, a mighty monster. I was petrified. I couldn’t believe such a big rat could exist,” she said.
“I couldn’t help but do the old classic and jump on the kitchen table and scream.” …
As the rat made more appearances over the next day, the family took to stomping around as they passed the kitchen to ensure they wouldn’t meet the rat from hell again. …
The rat got caught by the neck soon after, but didn’t die immediately and scurried away behind the dishwasher again. Bengtsson called her husband home to deal with the creature, which later died. He measured the rat to be 39.5 centimetres from nose to the start of its tail.

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Hopeless Bing translation: Datuk Seri Najib becomes Datu Sili Najib! What an insult though unintentional

The BING translation of Datuk Seri Najib from Chinese to English: Najib has become Prime Minister Datuk silinaji. Datuk SiliNaji! (檳城17日訊)檳州中央政府行動理事會主席拿督再納阿比丁透露,首相拿督斯里納吉將于3月1日晚上8時前來檳州,為檳州第二大橋主持開幕禮,歡迎全檳人民一同見證二橋通車的歷史性一刻 (17th in Penang) Penang State Government action Council President Datuk naabiding said Prime Minister Datuk silinaji will meet on March 1 to come to Penang, officiating for the Penang second bridge, welcome to Quan Bin people to witness the historic moment of the second bridge opened to traffic. (Translated by Bing) What about Google Translator? (Penang 17 hearing) the Central Government Action Council chairman Datuk Penang Zainal Abidin said the Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak will come to Penang at 20:00 on March 1st, for the second Penang Bridge opening ceremony, welcome to the whole people of Penang Bridge opened to witness a historic moment Ah, much better!PAUL WALKER, ‘FAST AND FURIOUS’ STAR Video: Moment of Paul Walker car crash caught on nearby security cam http://youtu.be/GColnCQmc7w — Star

Total loss: A combo photo of the three Lamborghinis at the accident scene.

Total loss: A combo photo of the three Lamborghinis at the accident scene.

Three Lamborghinis completely destroyed in fiery accidentPaul Walker Dies car crash – Paul Porsche Car on fire caught on camera [RAW FOOTAGE] 2013 http://youtu.be/j4zaUMH3aUQ —–

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3輛新加坡註冊藍寶堅尼跑車昨天(6日)在南北大道261公里處,即芙蓉收費站附近連環撞,其中一輛疑先失控撞向分界堤,隨後兩輛同款跑車閃避不及撞上,排在最后的跑車突然著火,蔓延到前面兩輛,最終皆被燒成廢鐵,3名車主逃下車。 3輛分別為綠色、黑色和橙色的跑車,總值約300萬令吉。 http://www.chinapress.com.my/node/480981 aa

3 S’pore Lambos crash and burn in Malaysia — but drivers just pack bags and leave scene
Posted on 06 December 2013  |  9,105 views  |  11 comments

Three Singapore-registered Lamborghinis were wrecked after crashing on the Malaysian North-South Expressway this morning (Dec 6). STOMPer DM shared a photo of the accident found on facebook, while STOMPer Raymond sent in photos taken by his friend in Malaysia. The photos show the expensive cars engulfed in fire. According to a description on the facebook page from which STOMPer DM took the photo, the crash took place at 9.52am near the Seremban toll stations. CLICK ON THIS LINK FOR THE PHOTOS! http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/this-urban-jungle/3-spore-lambos-crash-and-burn-on-malaysian-north-south-expressway — news.com.au Miley Cyrus dons ‘penis bodysuit’ in shock image for Love magazine’s Christmas special November 29, 2013 4:22PM JUST when you thought Miley Cyrus had nothing left to expose, she’s gone and drawn something offensive on herself. The 21-year-old has donned a “penis bodysuit” in a new shoot for Love magazine’s Christmas issue – because there’s nothing like a tiny Santa hat and a jingle balls doodle to ring in the festive season. Cyrus donned the defaced nude bodysuit, a black cape, reindeer antlers and a short red wig for the Christmas pic. And of course, she got that wild tongue of hers out for the shot, too. While the UK mag initially posted the image on its Instagram account, it was soon deleted and replaced with a version that had a giant cartoon reindeer covering up the lewd drawing. aa

Left: The image first posted on Love Magazine’s Instagram and right: the censored image which replaced it. Picture: Instagram Source: Supplied

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Miley Cyrus

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The Penis, mightier than the Finger – Tehelka case proved it, but this is not Joke. ROFL

YOU CAN RENT THIS ROOM FOR $1 A MONTH BUT YOU MAY NOT WANT TO DO SO…. news.com.au

Internet ad seeks ‘naked roommate’

An online listing for a penthouse in Washington DC is the latest ‘unique offer’ to catch our eye. The landlord decided to rent their Chinatown penthouse for just $1 per month. The only catch? The new tenant was to be “very attractive” aged 26 or under and happy to be a “naked roommate,” The Daily Dot reports.

The ad originally posted online. Picture: Screengrab.

The ad originally posted online. Picture: Screengrab. http://www.news.com.au/realestate/renting/internet-ad-seeks-naked-roommate/story-fndbatbk-1226767250070 —– Remember this? BVGCZ2HCMAAsTUF

Man who trapped kitten in container shows proof of its safety

SINGAPORE – One of the men who sparked outrage after trapping a kitten in a plastic container has posted photos of the feline to prove that it is unharmed. In an earlier report, two men from Johor Bahru had posed for a photo with the stranded cat as a “joke”. One of them, known as Ai Knowl, later came forward to apologise for his crime. He added that he would post pictures to show that the cat is still alive. On Sep 27, last Friday, Ai Knowl uploaded photos of the kitten on facebook. He wrote: “Greetings to all Malaysians who show much care towards animals… I promised yesterday that I would upload videos and pictures of my cat. I am now fulfilling that promise. “This is for all who doubt the condition of my cat… I have uploaded pictures and videos of the cat here. Thank you.” http://news.asiaone.com/news/malaysia/man-who-trapped-kitten-container-shows-proof-its-safety“I QUIT!” Published on Sep 28, 2013

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I believe it’s more important to focus on the quality of the content. When you learn to improve this, the views will come. Here is a little video I made explaining my feelings. Wanna deal with me? Hit me up: http://www.marinavshifrin.com

An Interpretive Dance For My Boss Set To Kanye West’s Gone http://youtu.be/Ew_tdY0V4ZoASKING FOR TROUBLE! In a moment of madness, they thought it amusing. Didn’t they think of CONSEQUENCES? There are a lot of cat lovers out there! BVGCZ2HCMAAsTUF — YAHOO!ENTERTAINMENT SINGAPORE

Coca-Cola apologizes to Edmonton family for ‘YOU RETARD’ message under bottle cap

a Blake Loates of Edmonton found this message under a bottle cap. (Facebook)

Coca-Cola has found itself in a bit of pickle after an Edmonton woman found the words “YOU RETARD” under the cap of one of the company’s Vitamin Water bottles on Tuesday.

Coca-Cola claims the mistake was due to a bilingual game that was intended to randomly pair English and French words together, with “you” stemming from English and “retard” being the French term for late. “The R-word is just something we don’t say in my family,” Blake Loates, who found the bottle cap, tells Metro News. “My dad is quite upset and is on a rampage.” And indeed he is. Loates’ father, Doug, spend the better part of Tuesday night penning a letter to Coca-Cola demanding an explanation and an apology. Doug’s 11-year-old daughter has cerebral palsy and autism. Both him and his daughter assumed it was the work of a disgruntled employee. Coca-Cola has offered their sincere apologies and claim that the contest has been suspended and the remaining caps in their facilities have been destroyed. http://sg.entertainment.yahoo.com/blogs/shine-on/coca-cola-apologizes-edmonton-family-retard-message-under-161819447.htmlWhen I lived in Auckland, New Zealand from 1978-82,  I had a church member who was a grocer. He said to me that all the grocers he knew were not happy with Malaysian shoppers. They would pick up a fruit, any fruit, and squeeze it, often spoiling it.From Jeyasingam Veluppillai

Mangoes In KL

This was displayed at a fruit stall aaaShe couldn’t really damage anything belonging to the service center but she could do it to her own car, to get her point through: THIS IS A USELESS SALES & SERVICE CENTER, SO MERCEDES BENZ, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THEM? Star Friday July 12, 2013 MYT 7:03:31 PM

Woman smashes own Merc windscreen to protest poor service

BUKIT MERTAJAM: A businesswoman smashed the windscreen of her own Mercedes-Benz with a hammer to protest poor service. Kang Lee Chuin, 52, was seen shedding tears after breaking the car windscreen in front of the company’s sales and service centre in Bukit Tengah here to express her anger and dissatisfaction. Kang alleged that the service centre had failed to fix a faulty battery on her Mercedes-Benz S300, which she had taken in for service on June 18 this year. “The staff gave me differing reasons why the car had not been fixed. “Once they told me the battery had to be sent to Germany for repair, but another said repairs were being done in Penang,” she said. … Prior to the malfunctioning battery, Kang said she had sent the car in for repair three times, due to a malfunctioning car keyhole and alarm system. Woman smashes own Merc windscreen to protest poor service —– Straits Times In 2012, Dr Lim was found guilty of 94 charges of professional misconduct by a Singapore Medical Council (SMC) disciplinary committee for charging about $24 million for the services provided to Pengiran Anak Hajah Damit Pg Pemancha Pg Anak Mohd Alam for 110 treatment days from January to June 2007. Dr Lim was then given a three-year suspension and fined $10,000 – which was upheld by the appeal court. Dr Susan Lim loses appeal against SMC’s guilty verdic —– Star Tuesday July 2, 2013 MYT 8:06:39 AM

Doc who charged RM60mil loses appeal

THE highest court in Singapore has dismissed an appeal by cancer surgeon Susan Lim against her conviction on charges of professional misconduct over the amount she charged a patient from the royal family of Brunei. In a 109-page written judgment, the three-judge Court of Appeal said Dr Lim’s case was “clearly one of the most serious cases – if not the most serious case so far – of overcharging in the medical profession in the local context”. The court dismissed her claims that she was justified and there was no ethical obligation to charge a fair and reasonable amount and pointed out her approach showed she had shown no remorse. n the judgment, it ruled there is an objective ethical limit on medical fees that operates outside contractual and market forces. The court found that, given a doctor’s specialised knowledge and training, there arises an ethical obligation on the part of a doctor not to take advantage of his patient. And this ethical obligation to charge a fair and reasonable fee is not superseded by a valid agreement between the doctor and his patient, the court held.

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47 nabbed in KL foam party raid

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47 nabbed in KL foam party raid

MALAYSIA – Religious officers were stunned to find 47 people, including three female students, taking part in an exclusive foam party at a club in Kuala Lumpur. Kosmo! reported that the bikini-clad female partygoers were dancing with their bodies covered in foam when officers raided the pub in Jalan Yap Kwan Seng at 12.30am last Sunday. The foam party is believed to be organised every other year – in June and December – and is attended by artists and celebrities, reported Harian Metro. “The club is popular among artists and celebrities as they are often invited to make the parties more fun,” said an artist who refused to be named.  In fact, the party is known as ‘Malaysian Artists Foam Party’.” http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Crime/Story/A1Story20130625-432297.html —– ASIAONE

Asia’s most and least punctual airlines
Asia's most and least punctual airlines

Online flight tracker and travel planning site FlightStats recently released the Asian arrival performance rankings, and Japan Air Commuter came out tops with 95.52 per cent of their flights arriving on time. Air Busan trailed closely behind at 95.33 per cent, while Japan Airline’s other subsidiary J-Air clinched the third spot with 95.01 per cent. However, home-grown carrier Singapore Airlines came in 13th in the best performing list, posting a big drop from March’s 7th place. ….. The Japanese are known for their punctuality and this can be seen from their airlines’ performances – 8 out of the top 15 best performing Asian airlines are Japan-based. On the other extreme, Chinese airlines dominated the worst performing Asian airlines list, making them least punctual, according to the statistics. Only 40.06 per cent of flights operated by Xiamen Airlines arrived on time in April. Click on to see the FlightStats’ list of best and worst performing Asian airlines in terms of punctuality. ysheryl@sph.com.sg Asia’s most and least punctual airlines —– MORE ON  “DR IKA”, THE MAN-DRESSED-AS-WOMAN DOCTOR Star

  • 20 Apr 2013
  • The Star Malaysia
  • By R.S.N. MURALI murali@thestar.com.my

Fake female doctor charged

Man accused of impersonation faces jail

MALACCA: A man, accused of pretending to be a female doctor to treat patients, has been charged with impersonation. Doctor not: Hasdi being escorted away from the magistrate’s court in Malacca.Hasdi Jamal Arifin, 26, from Pandan Mewah, Selangor, claimed trial to the offence of cheating by impersonation which carries a maximum seven years’ jail term or fine or both upon conviction. The bespectacled Hasdi looked calm when the charge was read to him before magistrate Ida Rahayu Sharif yesterday. He spoke softly when appealing to the court to reduce the bail of RM5,000.

Hasdi was unrepresented while none of his friends or family members were seen inside the courtroom. “I have only RM800 left in my bank account, I can’t raise themoney. Please lower the amount,” he appealed. The court then granted a bail of RM3,000 and fixed May 17 for re-mention to allow Hasdi to appoint a lawyer while Insp Suhari Haron prosecuted. Based on the statement of fact, Hasdi allegedly committed the offence on Jan 15 at Dr Norman Clinic Sdn Bhd at No 28, Jalan MJ1, Taman Merdeka Jaya, Batu Berendam, here by deceiving Norman Mohd Norwawi, 41, by submitting falsified documents pertaining to academic qualifications that convinced him to pay out a salary of RM8,280. He is accused of having done so by using the name Dr Norlizulaikha Jamaluddin.

http://mystar.newspaperdirect.com/epaper/viewer.aspx ——–

  • 4 Apr 2013
  • The Star Malaysia
  • By ALLISON LAI newsdesk@thestar.com.my

Female doctor is actually a guy

Cops nab Sabahan for impersonation

MALACCA: With his soft and feminine features, the petite figure comes across as a prim and proper female medical doctor. Always clad in a baju kurung and headscarf, “Dr Ika” – the name the doctor used – managed to con several private clinics here with fake certificates and had himself hired as a locum at RM45 an hour. He was actually a jobless man who did not even finish his nursing course in two institutions in Selangor and Johor. Said to have given “extra attention and tender loving care’’ to male patients, his cover was recently exposed when he supposedly called a male patient on his handphone after hours. getimage.aspx The patient’s wife found out and complained to the clinic last Monday and internal investigations followed before the police were alerted. Malacca commercial crimes chief Supt Soh Hock Sing said a special team was set up to observe and gather information before an undercover operation was mounted. “We decided to act fast as it involved patients’ lives. So, one of our officers posed as a patient seeking medical treatment at the clinic. The man behaved like a real woman doctor and examined the officer. He even prescribed some medicine,” he said yesterday. The team raided the clinic and questioned the “doctor” before arresting him at 6pm on Thursday. http://mystar.newspaperdirect.com/epaper/viewer.aspx ………. Malaysian Insider

Police nab transvestite who posed as doctor

April 13, 2013

MELAKA, April 13 – The police have detained a transvestite who allegedly posed as a doctor and worked part-time at five clinics in Melaka Tengah here since January. Melaka CID (commercial crime) chief Supt Soh Hock Sing said the 26-year-old suspect had falsified an annual practising certificate to gain the confidence of potential employers. He said the man used a forged copy of the Malaysian Medical Council certificate to seek employment at the five clinics in Sungai Udang, Batu Berendam and Melaka Baru. He said the suspect, from Sabah, had also posed as a doctor in Perak and Pahang before moving to Melaka to avoid detection. Soh said initial investigations revealed the suspect did not complete his studies in engineering and nursing in Johor and Selangor, but was more keen in posing as a doctor to treat men. – Bernama

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/police-nab-transvestite-who-posed-as-doctor/ ——– From Harcharan Singh OF LAHAD DATU, THE SULU INVADERS AND A GIRL NAMED WONG SU LU. This is obviously created by someone as a joke. It’s a good one, though. sas ——– Thanks for the tip, Jeyasingam Veluppillai SHANGHAI: PUDONG DISTRICT

Lujiazui Circular Pedestrian Bridge, China

October 22nd, 2012Pudong is Shanghai’s newest district on the eastern side of the Huangpu River, a Special Economic Zone chock full of gleaming skyscrapers rising out of what was mere farmland only 15 years ago! A new girder bridge, called the Lujiazui Pedestrian Bridge, was constructed last year which connects visitors from financial centers to shopping in a safe and beautiful way. The 5.5-meter-high walkway can fit 15 people walking side by side and has become a fantastic tourist destination since its completion, which provoked photographer Viktor Lakics to go get a better glimpse. Lakics came back from his trip with some amazing new aerial shots of the bridge As seen from above, standing at one of the observation decks in the Oriental Pearl Tower! Lujiazui Circular Pedestrian Bridge, China | a3 a a1 ——– No Japanese, Filipino, Vietnamese or dogs allowed! abc

A restaurant in Beijing displays its sentiment toward the citizens of the Philippines, Vietnam and Japan with which China has territorial issues in the West Philippine Sea and the Sea of Japan. The sign says Japanese, Filipinos, Vietnamese and dogs are barred from the restaurant, presumably in that order. AFP FILE PHOTO – See more at: http://globalnation.inquirer.net/65941/beijing-restaurant-manager-refuses-to-apologize-over-racist-sign#sthash.hqfpx9lV.dpuf

Beijing restaurant manager refuses to apologize over ‘racist’ sign

3:13 pm | Thursday, February 28th, 2013
BEIJING – A defiant Beijing restaurant manager refused to apologize Thursday despite removing a “racist” sign barring citizens of states in maritime disputes with China, along with dogs, following an international outcry. The notice in the window of the Beijing Snacks restaurant read: “This shop does not receive the Japanese, the Philippines, the Vietnamese and dog(s)” in both Chinese and English. But despite taking down the sign after accusations of racism, the manager said he had no regrets and would not apologize for any offence caused. – See more at: http://globalnation.inquirer.net/65941/beijing-restaurant-manager-refuses-to-apologize-over-racist-sign#sthash.hqfpx9lV.dpuf

—– Forwarded by Herbert Gomez DID YOU HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT…?

A Malaysian destroyer stops four Indonesians in a row boat rowing towards Port Klang. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?”One of the Indonesians puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, “We are invading Malaysia to reclaim the territory taken by the Malaysians during the 1800’s.”The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter.When the Malay Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, “Just the four of you?”The same Indonesian stands up again and shouts, “No, we’re the last four. The rest are already there!”

Sulu Sultan: We won’t leave Sabah

——– From Jeyasingam Veluppillai Question: What is George W Bush’s first name? a Answer: Edmund. b ——– From Jeyasingam Veluppillai Phew! Went off the road but safe… a1 PHEW! SO LUCKY!!! mime-attachment That would have been a long way down…. ———————————————————————- NST 04 February 2013| last updated at 11:57PM

Frog in car leads to death of teacher

KUALA LUMPUR: A vernacular school teacher was killed in a car crash after she panicked over a frog which found its way into her vehicle on Friday.

The accident, which occurred near a fishing pond at Jalan Kota Puteri in Batu Arang, also injured her two children. The teacher of SK Chap Kuan, identified as Moey Yin, 36, was driving home from school when she noticed a frog in her car. She panicked and lost control of the vehicle, which rammed into a tree near the pond at 5.30pm. Moey died on the spot while her son, aged 8, and daughter, 9, sustained serious injuries. Both were sent to Sungai Buloh Hospital.

.Moey Yin’s car after the accident on Friday and the frog (inset) that caused her to panic and lose control of her vehicle.Read more: Frog in car leads to death of teacher – General – New Straits Times http://www.nst.com.my/nation/general/frog-in-car-leads-to-death-of-teacher-1.212640#ixzz2K2LQClls

——————————————————————— From Chew Beng Leong Now you know why you should wear pajamas to bed! image016 An appropriate tattoo! image017 ———————————————————————-

From Herbert Gomez
CARTOONS WITH ATTITUDE

a b c ——————————————————————— From Herbert Gomez INTERESTING TOILET SIGNAGE FROM EVERYWHERE! a7 a6 a5 a4 a3 a2 a1 ———————————————————————

Coffin company uses sexy models to sell its products

by Piotr Pilat and Dagmara Leszkowicz (Reuters) inSing.com – 5 November 2012 11:48 AM | Updated 12:22 PM

Coffin company uses sexy models to sell its productsA Polish coffin-maker’s calendar of scantily clad models has drawn criticism from the Catholic Church. Poland is the homeland of the late Pope John Paul II and one of the religion’s most devout heartlands in Europe (Screen grab from YouTube)

(WARSAW) A Polish firm that makes coffins has angered the Catholic Church by trying to drum up business with a calendar depicting topless models posing next to its caskets. One image from the 2013 edition of the calendar has a blonde model, wearing only a skimpy thong and with a snake draped around her neck, reclining on a coffin. In another, a woman wearing a crimson corset is depicted pulling out the heart of a man lying on a casket. “My son had the idea of creating the company’s calendar… so that we could show something half-serious, colorful, beautiful; the beauty of Polish girls and the beauty of our coffins,” said Zbigniew Lindner, the firm’s owner.

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Doctors remove sex toy from man’s intestines

By Cai Wenjun  |   2012-10-18  |     NEWSPAPER EDITION DOCTORS at Zhongshan Hospital successfully removed a dildo from the intestines of a 30-year-old man, who had inserted it into his body to enhance sexual pleasure with his wife. The dildo, measuring 23 centimeters in length and 8 centimeters in diameter, somehow got stuck in his intestines, doctors at Zhongshan Hospital in Xuhui District said yesterday. The dildo was inside the man for five days before he went to the hospital last Friday, when doctors failed to remove it. He returned the next day after trying other hospitals. Doctors found there had been a blockage of the intestines and damage to some tissue. “If we did not remove the dildo in time, the man could have gone into a critical condition,” said doctor Yao Liqing from Zhongshan Hospital. “We had decided to operate if we failed to take it out with the help of an endoscope. The Shanghai Daily. _____________________________________________________________________ IT’S THE NEW SCHOOL YEAR…. But it’s his first day in school and that’s frightening! No, I won't go to class! Haris Zufairy Kamil Zairi, 6, refuses to enter the class as his mother tries to comfort him during his first day of school in Putrajaya on January 2, 2013. — Reuters pic ——

  • 3 Jan 2013
  • The Star Malaysia

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  • 3 Jan 2013
  • The Star Sarawak
  • By DIANA ROSE drose@thestar.com.my

getimage.aspx ————————————————————————————————————- HUKM supports Najib's 1Malaysia When even medicine & vitamins are dispensed according to RACE! ———————————————————————– A PG-18 Post THIS POST IS NOT FOR THOSE WHO ARE UNDER 18 AS IT CONTAINS VARIOUS OBSCENITIES. THAT LEAVES OUT ALL MY STUDENT FACEBOOK FRIENDS! SORRY! Excerpts from CANTO-HIP-SLANG-GUIDE a b c d e f g j ———————————————————————- From Herbert Gomez WHEN MUM’S BUSY OR AWAY, AND DAD HAS TO BABY-SIT… c b a ———————————————————————- Free Malaysia Today a1

‘Soi Lek the trishaw peddler’

Leven Woon | December 24, 2012

Mural by Lithuanian artist Ernest Zacharevic along Penang Road a hit among locals for its likeness to the MCA chief. PETALING JAYA: The public have given imagination its full scope when appreciating 12 murals in George Town, likening one to MCA president Dr Chua Soi Lek on a trishaw. A Kwang Wah Yit Poh’s journalist from Penang said today that many of his friends from other states took a jibe at him, requesting to see the “Soi Lek the trishaw peddler”. The journalist said he was initially puzzled by such requests, only to realise later that they were poking fun at the mural in Penang Road which they claimed resembled the MCA chief. The mural, measuring 15.2m by 15.2m, depicts an elderly trishaw peddler sitting in his vehicle, awaiting customers. Titled, “The Awaiting Trishaw Peddler”, it was one of 12 murals painted by Lithuanian artist Ernest Zacharevic, portraying life in the heritage city. a2 ‘Soi Lek the trishaw peddler’ ———————————————————————- On a tip from Sim Choon Hin HOW TO OPEN A MANGOSTEEN PROPERLY. a1 a2 a3 a4 a5 ——————————————————————– WARNING: THIS PARTICULAR POST IS ONLY FOR THOSE ABOVE 18 YEARS OLD (PG18) From Beng Leong Chew

Subject: Fwd: FW: The Original Computer!!!!
The original computer!!!!This made me laugh out loud… (try explaining this to your grand-kids!)e361ca017ff94205b692b9e06bf0d5c0@wayne2Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano A web was a spider’s home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank accountA hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse livedAnd if you had a 3.5 inch floppy.974dd743615c4798b48c1490a1a76650@wayne2 You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!

_________________________________________________ From Harcharan Singh MB From Herbert Gomez IS THIS FOR REAL? ATT00001 _________________________________________________ Sundaily

Malaysia Toilet Plan to be implemented next year

Friday, November 23, 2012 – 13:45
Location:
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malaysia toilet planFLUSHING OUT FILTH: Chor at the launch of National-level World Toilet Day 2012 celebrations at Crowne Plaza Mutiara — Pic: FIRDAUS LATIF

THE proposed Malaysia Toilet Plan to upgrade the cleanliness of toilets nationwide is being reviewed by the Housing and Local Government Ministry. The plan aims to achieve the ministry’s target of having 85 per cent of public toilets with an optimum three stars for cleanliness before Visit Malaysia Year 2014. At the moment, 79 per cent of public and government office toilets have achieved a minimum level of cleanliness over the last two years. Housing and Local Government Minister Datuk Seri Chor Chee Heung said they will implement the plan by next year. Malaysia Toilet Plan to be implemented next year ———————————————————————-

Grandfather in China Finds Fame as (Female) Fashion Model

By | The Thread – Tue, Nov 20, 2012 6:33 PM EST

Grandfather in China Finds Fame as (Female) Fashion Model … shine.yahoo.com/…/grandfather-in-china-findsfame-as… – Cached

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Updated: 11/23/2012 12:36 | By Agence France-Presse

Cross-dressing Chinese grandfather finds fame

A 72-year-old Chinese man has become an Internet sensation after his granddaughter used him as a cross-dressing model to promote her clothing store.

Cross-dressing Chinese grandfather finds fame Lu Qing, who lives in southern China’s Guangdong province, posted pictures of her grandfather dressed in an array of pink skirts, red tights and fur-lined women’s jackets to promote her online fashion outlet Yuekou. The images of Liu Xianping have since gone viral and seen him branded the “world’s coolest” grandfather by Internet users for his slender legs and modelling poise. They have also boosted his granddaughter’s bottom line. “Since the pictures came out, we’ve had a huge number of website visitors, and are selling five times as many clothes as before,” Lu told AFP. “Previously, we sometimes sold less than 10 items a day, and were feeling depressed about the business.

Cross-dressing Chinese grandfather finds fame – xinmsn Newsnews.xin.msn.com/en/regional/crossdressingchinese… – Cached

———- This undated photograph provided by Yecoo on November 21, 2012 shows Liu Xianping who is a 72 year old grandfather modeling for his granddaughters online fashion company “Yecoo” in Guangzhou, south China’s Guangdong province. Grandpa Liu who has become an internet sensation in China spent most of his life as a poor farmer in remote Hunan Province. AFP PHOTO / Yecoo / Lu Tin

72-Year-Old Grandpa Finds Internet Fame after Modelling Teen …www.odditycentral.com/…old-grandpa-finds-internet-fame… – Cached

_________________________________________________ Flatulence is just a long-winded way of referring to the smelly gas that comes from the anus: it is what we call FART. The company’s range has now expanded to 22 items, including socks that prevent feet from smelling and t-shirts that mask the whiff of sweaty armpits.

Odour-eliminating pants are hot seller in Japan

AFP RelaxAFP Relax – Mon, Nov 12, 2012

Underpants which are claimed to neutralise the smell of flatulence are proving a hit in Japan, whose hard-working businessmen seem to like the idea of breaking wind without getting rumbled. A Japanese textile company has developed a range of underwear which it says prevent unwelcome odours. “It took us a few years to develop the first deodorant pants that are comfortable enough to wear in daily life but efficient in quickly eliminating strong smells,” said Nami Yoshida, a spokeswoman for the company, Seiren. …………. The underwear is manufactured with niff-absorbing ceramic particles in the material fibres. Seiren developed the technology after being contacted by a doctor who wanted something to disguise the regular parps emitted by people suffering from irritable bowel syndrome.

Odour-eliminating pants are hot seller in Japan

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Flatulence Underwear

OK, What the hell is Flatulence Underwear?

Excessive flatulence is the release of gases or ‘flatus’ that can be very foul smelling at times. ………….

Flatulence Underwear CAN help

There are no basic flatulence treatments, but much to the relief of others, there certainly is a way of controlling flatulence odor and keeping the foul smells away from under their noses. The answer to this problem is the use of a flatulence filter in ‘flatulence underwear’. …………… Type 1 Under-Ease Flatulence Underwear

First on our list is the flatulence underwear known as Under-Ease that has been launched by Under-tec. Under-Ease flatulence underwear is made of airtight polyurethane nylon fabric. In the underwear you will find a triangular cut that has been provided at the back for the easy expulsion of flatus. You can visit the Under-Ease flatulence underwear website at www.under-tec.com. Type 2 Shreddies Flatulence Underwear

Next on the list is the underwear from the makers – Shreddies. This has a powerful carbon flatulence filter that is placed inside the underwear and helps free the gas of its odours. Apart from the flatulence underwear, Shreddies also offers other kinds of underwear for both men and women that help keep out any kind of body odours. Go to the website www.myshreddies.com.

Type 3 Flat-D Flatulence Underwear Third is the flatulence underwear from www.flat-d.com, a company registered with the FDA. It has successfully been supplying flatulence underwear and other merchandise for controlling flatulence odor for individuals as well as medical purposes for the last five years.

Type 4 GasMedic Flatulence Underwear

Another popular flatulence underwear comes from GasMedic. It has an exclusive source-trapping filter that prevents the odours from coming out of the underwear, thus making it possible for other people to be in the same room as the patient instead of being driven away by their smelly flatus. You can take a look at it at www.gasmedic.com.

_________________________________________________ From Chew Beng Leong It’s important where you put the price tag! _________________________________________________________________________ From Herbert Gomez

Best photo to come out of the Olympics

———————————————————————————————————- Forwarded by a contact… THE BN GOVERNMENT’S NEW SYMBOL IS THAT OF A CONDOM…

Subject: Fwd: New BN Symbol for the coming GE 13…

THE BN GOVERNMENT’S NEW SYMBOL IS THAT OF A CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance…. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed! Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that… BN = Bohong Negara…! ———————————————————————————————————– WHAT WOULD MAKE A BUNCH OF MONKEYS HAPPY? This banana! Forwarded by Jeyasingam Veluppillai ____________________________________________________________ Most painful tackle in football?

OUCHIES – Rooi Mahamutsa Red Card – Nut Shot – Moemish Of The Week

http://youtu.be/iYcrN_Wk42M ____________________________________________________________ Photos: Reasons why Facebook could ban your account According to the Huffington Post, any of the following reasons listed here could get you banned by the social networking site. 1) Post photos of yourself breastfeeding. Nursing mothers have long taken issue with Facebook’s terms of service, which state that there should be no nudity in photos posted on the site. 2) Coordinate hacking attacks. Anonymous tried to coordinate a hacking attack on credit card company Visa’s website. Hackers met via Facebook and Twitter to plan the attack, codenamed Operation Payback. The hackers’ accounts were suspended by the social networks. 3) Share names with a celebrity. A girl named Selena Miranda Gomez was recently locked out of her Facebook account because Facebook thought she was trying to impersonate actress Selena Gomez. 4) Add unauthorised script or code to the site. Tech geeks, if you add any additional script that interferes with the site, you’ll get a friendly note from Facebook that looks like this: “Hello, Our systems indicate that you’ve been highly active on Facebook lately and viewing pages at a quick enough rate that we suspect you may be running an automated script.” You could get banned from the site for doing this, but if you raise a racket online, Facebook might restore access to your accoun 5) Take strange photos of your children. A woman named Lauren Ferrari posted a photo of her child pretending to breastfeed her younger sibling….Facebook deleted the photo and banned her for seven days. The site did not elaborate on its actions. 6) Are younger than 13 years of age. According to Facebook, the site shuts down an average of 20,000 accounts of users who are under the age of 13. 7) Pretend to be Mark Zuckerberg. 8) Spam your friends list. Reasons why Facebook could ban your account ————————————————————————————————————

Why you shouldn’t put your picture on the internet ….

Selections from email attachments forwarded to me… x
From Herbert Gomez

328152.jpg ———————————————————————————————————– Dr. Mohd Ridhuan Tee bin Abdullah Chinese Name: Tee Chuan Seng This Ridhuan is indeed a very confused Chinese who is a Muslim or is he a very confused Muslim who is a Chinese and wanting to be Malay? Did somebody tell him that he is now ‘almost a Malay’ now that he is a Muslim? Malaysia Chronicle Friday, 17 August 2012 05:57

ARISE Ridhuan Tee, you are now a Malay!

Written by  Hussein Hamid

I have now lived in Australia for close to 30 years. I speak English like a Malay speak English – no slang, no aussie twang, no use of that aussie favourite word “mate”…. ……… My Son Zack does speak with a slight Aussie accent but that is because he has born here and lived almost all his life in Australia. My daughter Terrina speaks Malay and English like any other Malay complete with her Ok Lah, Tidak Apa lah and all the nuances that makes one a Malaysian – she was born at Assunta Hospital and grew up mostly in Bangsar amongst Malaysians. My wife is Greek and has lived all her adult life in Australia – so she is Greek Australian and the only Malaysian part of her is the fact that she likes Popiah and can make a mean goreng pisang – but no Nasi Lemak, no Nasi Dagang (my two favourites!). What I am trying to say here is that we are all a product of the life we have lived….and even if we come into contact with others, it is really up to us to be who we want to be. I am comfortable being Malay who calls Australia home. Where does it say that a Muslim must be Malay? I can remember a time in the 60’s in London at Speakers Corner in Hyde Park and there was this Indian asking the West Indians around him to “Go Home – go back to your country – we British do not want you here!”. The image of that Indian asking the West Indians to go home has never left me – it was comical and yet sad. ………. And now I see the same situation in this guy Ridhuan Tee. Somewhere in all the zeal of becoming a Muslim he mistook being a Muslim and being Malay as one and the same thing! Why? Where does it say that a Muslim must be Malay? There are White Americans who are Muslims. There are Black Americans who are Muslims. There are Arabs, Burmese, Africans, Chinese, Indians and Russians who are are Muslims. Be a Chinese Muslim, not an ‘almost Malay’ Why can’t Ridhuan remain a Chinese and be a Muslim at the same time? Are there any Malays out there who want Ridhuan to be Malay? Or is it Ridhuan himself who became a Muslim to be Malay? Does he think he has been a Muslim long enough to qualify himself to be a Malay? What is it with this Chinese? How or when did be became confused that a Malay must be a Muslim and so a Muslim must be a Malay? And how come Jawi has not told this Ridhuan that he can be a Chinese and a Muslim at the same time? This Ridhuan is indeed a very confused Chinese who is a Muslim or is he a very confused Muslim who is a Chinese and wanting to be Malay? Did somebody tell him that he is now ‘almost a Malay’ now that he is a Muslim? Whatever it is I think it is time Jawi or some UMNO bigwig make him an honorary Malay and end his agony of wanting to be a Malay so much that he is embarrassing himself with his grovelling! Arise Ridhuan…you are now a Malay! http://steadyaku-steadyaku-husseinhamid.blogspot.com/

ARISE Ridhuan Tee, you are now a Malay! ——— Name: Dr. Mohd Ridhuan Tee bin Abdullah Chinese Name: Tee Chuan Seng Race: Chinese Religion: Islam Qualifications: BA(Hons)Political Science (UKM), MA Strategic Studies (UKM), PhD Politics and Government (UPM), Dip. Islamic Studies (UIA) Marital status: Married No. of Children: 5 Social Activity : Committee Member of Islamic Consultative Council, Prime Minister Department (Jabatan Perdana Menteri), Secretary General, Malaysian Islamic Chamber of Commerce, Vice President, Malaysian Chinese Muslim Association, National Council Member of The Muslim Welfare Organization Of Malaysia (PERKIM), Executive Facilitator, Pengukuhan Integriti Perkhidmatan Awam, JAKIM,JPM, President, Resident Assoc, Chairman, Perbadanan Pengurusan De Casa, Chairman, Parent-Teacher Association, Chairman of the At-Taqwa Surau, Editor for 4 books, Maal Hijrah Award Recipient (Convert)1424 H Selangor, 1427 H Wilayah Persekutuan, 1428 H Perak Tengah. Student’s leader in UKM, Previous: President, Royal Military College’s Parent-Teacher Assoc, Council Member, Malaysian Islamic Chamber of Commerce etc Employer: Universiti Pertahanan Nasional

Ridhuan Tee Biodataridhuanteebiodata.blogspot.comCached

———————————————————————————————————— From Herbert Gomez DRIVING: ONLY IN CHINA! Driving on the roads or walking on the streets may be too hazardous for you! http://youtu.be/iAZCmaDm-2o

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WAO: Stop taking media on anti-vice raids
  • Sara Ghazie
  • 5:10PM Aug 1, 2012

Amidst news of a media pursuit to photograph naked women during a police anti-vice raid, calls have been aired for greater respect for news subjects as well as a stronger grip on journalistic ethics. Women’s Aid Organisation executive director Ivy Josiah said the police should stop taking media personnel along on the raids, especially to massage parlours. “Why should the media be there in the first place? The police should have never invited the media,” said the long-time campaigner for fairer portrayal of women in the media. “Over the years, whenever there is a raid, they (media have) tended to take photographs of naked women… The customers and employers have rarely been shown and this is sexist. “It is a common practice but it is humiliating and disrespectful to the women. The portrayal of women in the media has always been problematic.” WAO: Stop taking media on anti-vice raids ———————————————————————————————————— Malaysiakini

Photographers have a ball at anti-vice raid
  • Loh Iee Wen
  • 9:10AM Aug 1, 2012

COMMENT Two weeks ago, the media was invited by the Selangor police to witness its anti-vice, gambling and secret societies unit in action. Media personnel gathered at the Puchong Jaya police station that night and were given a short briefing by the enforcement team. The team leader then told his 20-strong team that the police rarely bring the media along during a raid, reminding his subordinates to behave and not to embarrass themselves. …………. One senior male media personnel appeared extremely excited when he saw a naked woman in front of him. While training his camera on the woman, he scolded her in Malay: “Who asked you to cover (your body)?” …………. One suspected sex worker wore a short dress and in her haste, did not put on any underwear. As she sat down, several photographers and videographers noticed her exposed private part and quickly trained their cameras on her. When the victim realised what was going on, she rushed back to a room to put on an underwear. …………. Meanwhile, several female journalists were having a ball posing for photographs in front of the suspected sex workers. ………… But that night, the members of the media were the ones who embarrassed themselves.


LOH IEE WEN is a crime desk reporter with Oriental Daily News. The above article appeared in Oriental Daily News on July 30, and is reproduced with permission. Photographers have a ball at anti-vice raid ———————————————————————————————————— From Herbert Gomez The sign below was spotted at the Government Hospital in Ampang. ————————————————————————————————————

From Jeyasingam Veluppillai WHEN WILL IT ARRIVE AT PASAR MALAM IN MALAYSIA?
A famous food in Taiwan that costs NTW50.00 only!
台北西门町一家创意甜品店隆重推出一款“重口味”食品——“大屌烧”(又名“大雕烧”)的鸡蛋糕,形状像男性生殖器,而且此食品在西门町小有名气、排队在买的几乎清一色都是女生。上市1周在网路引发热烈讨论。「大雕烧」每支售价50元,长约18公分,鸡蛋糕内有一根烟熏香肠。 「大雕烧」店长大象说,会以男性生殖器形状来做蛋糕是因很多人会碰到男友劈腿等情形,这时可大口咬「大雕烧」泄愤;开卖一周来反应热烈,1天可卖150支,有人边喊恶心还是掏钱买。去台湾旅行别忘了品尝,哈哈!____________________________________________________________

View what happened to weehingthong recently. He got to safety – inside his compound – just in time! http://youtu.be/v2T0gdndhR0 ___________________________________________________________

Pot·pour·ri, pronounced as poh-poo-ree

noun

1. a mixture of dried petals of roses or other flowers with spices, kept in a jar for their fragrance.
2. a musical medley.

3. a collection of miscellaneous literary extracts.

4. any mixture, especially of unrelated objects, subjects, etc.
From Dictionary.com

___________________________________________________________ From Jeyasingam Veluppillai What Confucius did not say!

CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . …”A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!”

———————————————————————————————————– From Jeyasingam Veluppillai ———————————————————————————————————- THE PARADIGM MALL EXCHANGE Free Malaysia Today

Mall’s ‘magic’ response draws flak

Patrick Lee | May 31, 2012

An online uproar erupted after Paradigm Mall sarcastically told a Facebook user that he was free to solve its elevator problems with magic. PETALING JAYA: A newly-opened shopping mall has been flooded with unlikely publicity, after it sarcastically told a Facebook user that it can only solve its teething problems with magic. On Monday, Paradigm Mall patron Su Yuen Hsiang posted on the mall’s Facebook page that the lifts were problematic. Paradigm Mall responded six hours later, saying that its staff were looking into the matter. In a swipe at the mall’s services, another Facebook user Freddie Toh said: “Again Looking…” This comment presumably irked Paradigm Mall, who sarcastically replied: “Yes, Freddie, Paradigm Mall does not know magic. Cannot snap fingers and make changes. You can? Then we want to hire you!!” The response would later develop into a back-and-forth between the mall and Toh, who subtly attacked Paradigm for replying in such a fashion.

An online uproar erupted after Paradigm Mall sarcastically told a Facebook user that he was free to solve its elevator problems with magic. PETALING JAYA …

www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/nation/2012/05/31… – Cached ———— Click on the link below for Paradigm Mall on Facebook

Paradigm Mall

10,172 likes · 9,246 talking about this · 3,212 were here

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Japanese man cooks, serves own genitals

Friday, May 25, 2012 – 17:53

TOKYO: A Japanese artist cooked his own genitals and served them to five paying diners in Tokyo to cover the medical costs, in a bizarre act to raise awareness about sexual minorities. Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before dishing them out – seasoned and braised – to customers at an event hall on May 13, according to postings on his Twitter account and local police. Diners paid ¥20,000 (RM791) for the plate with a portion of genitals. Pictures published on a website appeared to show the meal came complete with mushrooms and a parsley garnish.

Japanese man cooks, serves own genitals – Yahoo! News

News: A Japanese artist cooked his own genitals and served them to five paying diners in … Japanese man cooks, serves own genitals AFP – 12 hrs ago

news.yahoo.com/japanesemancooksservesowngenitals… ——————————————————————–

  1. Police in southwest China have detained a man suspected of murdering more than a dozen boys and young men, chopping up their bodies and selling the flesh to …

    www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/world/2012/05/25/mansells… – Cached

Zhang was known in the village as the “cannibal monster,” the site reported, quoting residents as saying they had seen green plastic bags hanging from his home, with what appeared to be white bones protruding from the top.

Man sells human flesh as ostrich meat

May 25, 2012 | Sapa-AFP |

Allegedly murderered boys and young men, chopping up their bodies and selling the flesh to unsuspecting consumers

 Police entering the home discovered human eyeballs preserved inside wine bottles and pieces of what appeared to be human flesh hanging in the house to dry

Police in southwest China have detained a man suspected of murdering more than a dozen boys and young men, chopping up their bodies and selling the flesh to unsuspecting consumers, reports said. Zhang Yongming, 56, was detained two weeks ago in Nanmen village in Yunnan province and is being investigated over the murder of a 19-year-old man in late April, the Guangxi News website reported. ——————————————————————— RT

Saudi Arabia bans English language and Western calendar

Published: 19 May, 2012, 21:10

Saudi Arabian receptionists won’t answer your call in English anymore and reading timeframes and dates in business deals will require a calendar converter. Arabic is now the exclusive language to be used in government and private agencies, while the Islamic Hijri calendar is the sole datebook in Saudi Arabia, reports the Gulf News. The country’s Interior Ministry explained the move saying it’s an attempt “to preserve” both the calendar and the language.

Divorce, Saudi style: Man splits with ‘disobedient … Saudi Arabia bans English language and Western calendar

www.rt.com/news/saudienglish-language-calendar-678 – Cached ——————————————————————— If you ate human parts, that would make you a cannibal, right? What if you drank dissolved human parts in your drinking water? Does that make you a cannibal? I don’t know the answer but I know that you will feel terribly sick when you find out that the stinking water from your tap came from a human corpse immersed in water in your water tank!

KOTA KINABALU: Residents at a housing area in Tawau were sick to their stomachs when they discovered that a corpse in a water tank was the reason behind the …

www.thestaronline.com/news/story.asp?file=/2012/5/14/… – Cached KOTA KINABALU: Residents at a housing area in Tawau were sick to their stomachs when they discovered that a corpse in a water tank was the reason behind the unbearable stench in their tap water. About 2,000 people at Taman Sri Titingan in Sabah’s east coast noticed the stinky and milky water in their taps about a week ago and had complained to the housing estate’s management. Maintenance workers inspected the water tanks on a 18m tower and found the decomposing remains of a man in one of the nine tanks on Saturday. ——————————————————————–

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1 Response to Pot·pour·ri (pronounced as ‘poh-poo-ree’), a collection of snippets that don’t seem to belong anywhere…

  1. weehingthong says:

    Reblogged this on weehingthong and commented:

    Mangoes In KL
    When I lived in Auckland, New Zealand from 1978-82, I had a church member who was a grocer. He said to me that all the grocers he knew were not happy with Malaysian shoppers. They would pick up a fruit, any fruit, and squeeze it, often spoiling it.

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