weehingthong

Another one for you @roshanabbas. To read that is ;).

This report says all 'non-essential sexual activities of 3 persons or greater' are banned. I'd love to know what the essential activities are!

Also the animals aren't denied their pleasures!

Read: https://t.co/EKr29hR21A pic.twitter.com/4t8ZuPeJXM

— Papa CJ (@PapaCJ) March 24, 2020

A headline in the press!!!

BELGIUM HEALTH MINISTER PUTS BAN ON NON-ESSENTIAL SEXUAL ACTIVITIES OF PERSONS 3 OR GREATER IN INDOOR AREAS.

The question I have is how you define no-essential and essential in this matter?

Asking for a friend! pic.twitter.com/fMb18SIpgh

— Pierre le Franc (@PeterDixon15) March 24, 2020

The Belgium Health Minister needs to go on a diet! I don't think I'd be listening to anything she says, plus, what the hell? Person 3 or greater banned from non-essential sexual activities! My brain is not computing this, let me grab a donut and think!

— Georgia Alvarez (@georgiaalvare14) March 25, 2020

My remarks:
1) I didn't know group sex was a big enough pastime to need A Government ruling.
2) Can someone tell me what an "essential sexual activity" is please?

https://t.co/dVbsfgUk0X

— WW2TV – Paul Woodadge (@WW2TV) March 23, 2020

I think that is a parody site

— Steven Strauss (@Steven_Strauss) March 23, 2020

Can anyone find a picture of an unhealthier looking health minister(apart from Jean Freeman)? pic.twitter.com/srVcgLoJHd

— Captain Blighty🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌍 (@CBlighty) March 24, 2020

Whilst the President of the USA screams "fake news" about the virus here is the best bit of fake news I've seen today:https://t.co/a2kmefS4u0

— Will 🇪🇺 (@Willm1975) March 25, 2020

Social Distancing has been implemented in food court at Singapore. Sitting at X mark will be fined. pic.twitter.com/YsQ7jiaBBh

— Kapitan Muafakat Nasional (@edwinisdenim) March 28, 2020

Everywhere now also social distancing but got one yellow box marking is for social clustering#Singapore #covid19 #coronavirus #Orchard pic.twitter.com/lQfoqZCm3i

— All Singapore Stuff (@allsgstuff) March 25, 2020

Singapore's TraceTogether app uses bluetooth to record distance between users & duration of encounters. People consent to give info which is encrypted & deleted after 21 days. Health ministry contacts users in case of probable contact with infected person https://t.co/wRQTZejIIu

— Linda Yueh (@lindayueh) March 22, 2020

Red lights out: Singapore's sex industry shuts due to coronavirus – Reuters https://t.co/BMpeWxTBFZ

— Sense Hofstede (@sehof) March 28, 2020

#Coronavirus: experts say Singapore’s new social distancing laws hard to enforce, but send needed signal https://t.co/vAo1vMy0jP

— SCMP Asia (@SCMPAsia) March 28, 2020

'Makcik Kiah' is famous now but who is she? | New Straits Times | Malaysia General Business Sports and Lifestyle News https://t.co/X333yVvE18

— Rahah Ghazali 🇲🇾💯 (@rahah_ghazali) March 27, 2020

Edge Weekly: Breaking down the RM250b stimulus package – https://t.co/UUengEvTdK https://t.co/SrGC2EMz3g

— The Edge Malaysia (@theedgemalaysia) March 28, 2020

Pakej Kiah Tertipu
A Kadir Jasin

Analisis pakar ke atas pakej berkenaan. Antara perkara perlu dipertimbangkan dan difahami adalah seperti berikut:https://t.co/GiZWeosbnr

— The Joy of 6️⃣➕1⃣ (@SiriuslyCold) March 28, 2020

An update to the story: https://t.co/atHJ8HQSpF

— The Star (@staronline) March 28, 2020

#NSTnation: According to Sepang police chief Assistant Commissioner Wan Kamarul Azran Wan Yusof, the 62-year-old was warded at the hospital at 2.30pm on March 26.https://t.co/C4quDRLO8v

— New Straits Times (@NST_Online) March 28, 2020

Senior citizen commits suicide in Serdang Hospital after contracting Covid-19 https://t.co/dWTNFa5Glc

— Malay Mail (@malaymail) March 28, 2020

Report: Suspected Covid-19 patient kills himself in Serdang Hospital https://t.co/G7WrXvLqTR pic.twitter.com/JqGs6Jrs6i

— malaysiakini.com (@malaysiakini) March 27, 2020

Pesakit disyaki dijangkiti Covid-19 bunuh diri di Hospital Serdang https://t.co/mYJBcrxgGt

— Kickbola Network (@KickbolaNet) March 27, 2020

Stacks of Urns at Wuhan Funeral Homes Raise Questions About the Real Coronavirus Death Toll in China https://t.co/4OV6EkopT8

— TIME Health (@TIMEHealth) March 27, 2020

Long lines outside Hankou Funeral Home in #Wuhan on Mar 26. The big sign says:" Family members of people who died of #COVID2019, please go to the entrance of Jingyuan Building for the ashes. 50 meters away." It was said that some families have accepted…#CCPVirus #Coronavirus pic.twitter.com/MHcOQ4pjcW

— Jennifer Zeng 曾錚 (@jenniferatntd) March 26, 2020

China is obviously, lying about the total number of deaths due to the corona virus. The official total stands at just 3,292. This picture alone, may hold almost 3,000 urns. Wuhan had near 17 crematoriums and at the height of the quarantine they brought in portable military units. https://t.co/FN7Hfvgjtw pic.twitter.com/odB7lX643h

— Hey, Dave! (@davegreenidge57) March 27, 2020

How many people died in #Wuhan and #China?
Conservative estimation based on numbers of urns being given out at 8 crematoriums in Wuhan by financial analyst @charles984681
Total death in Wuhan: 59K
Total death in China: 97K
Total infection in China: 1.21 M#CCPVirus #COVID2019 pic.twitter.com/epvvy9dAXn

— Jennifer Zeng 曾錚 (@jenniferatntd) March 27, 2020

Doubts remain over China Coronavirus statistics

Stacks of Urns in Wuhan Prompt New Questions of Virus’s Toll https://t.co/nPPrTiHQNh

— VirgilReality (@VirgilRealityE) March 27, 2020

8,000 penjawat awam dilulus ke luar negara sempena cuti sekolah lalu, antara sebab PKP dilaksana#AWANInews #HapusCOVID19 https://t.co/iq2zS7r8uQ pic.twitter.com/y0PJliEj51

— 🇲🇾Astro AWANI🇲🇾 (@501Awani) March 27, 2020

8,000 penjawat awam dilulus ke luar negara sempena cuti sekolah lalu, antara sebab PKP dilaksana#AWANInews #HapusCOVID19 https://t.co/iq2zS7r8uQ pic.twitter.com/y0PJliEj51

— 🇲🇾Astro AWANI🇲🇾 (@501Awani) March 27, 2020

COVID-19 TSUNAMI ON THE WAY: SCARY OR NOT, MUHYIDDIN REGIME ALLOWED 8,000 STAFF FROM ONE MINISTRY ALONE TO GO OVERSEAS – EVEN AS 4 NEW CLUSTERS DETECTED – HEALTH MINISTRY NOW WARNS OF A 'THIRD WAVE' OF INFECTIONS https://t.co/lfmc8yY8DW

— Malaysia Chronicle (@MsiaChronicle) March 27, 2020

Tsunami of Covid-19 cases was expected in third wave: Health DG https://t.co/Eq2V8qOMP6 pic.twitter.com/AbH4GMFxdN

— malaysiakini.com (@malaysiakini) March 27, 2020

Shopee denies ceasing operations due to MCO https://t.co/Ux0O6tzHTj

— Malay Mail (@malaymail) March 27, 2020

Shopee strengthens face mask supply – Bernama https://t.co/37CzTUWZ8p

— The Edge Malaysia (@theedgemalaysia) March 24, 2020