Malaysian Stereotypes, writer unknown, received via WhatsApp

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*Inclusion of this in my blog does not imply its truth or that I agree to or approve its contents.

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After many years of Merdeka, we still seem to identify everyday activities & habits according to ethnic background. This typical profiling & pre-conceived ideas may not go away, at least for now.

If a Chinese smokes a cigarette:
-Stress.

If an Indian smokes a cigarette:
-Rowdy.

If a Malay smokes cigarette:
-Drug addict.


If a Chinese drinks alcohol: 
-Celebration.

If an Indian drinks alcohol:
-Drunkard.

If a Malay drinks alcohol:
-Modern & Liberal


If a Chinese is seen at prison:
-Bailing someone out.

If an Indian is at prison:
-Murder suspect.

If a Malay is at prison: 
-Corruption offence.


If a Chinese is seen with a parang:
-Loan shark.

If an Indian is seen with a parang:
-Robber.

If a Malay is seen with a parang:
-Mengamuk.


If a Chinese is at a 5-star hotel:
-Guest.

If an Indian is at a 5-star hotel:
-Staff.

And if a Malay is seen at a 5-star hotel:
-Khalwat.


A Chinese man & S-Class Merc:
-He owns it.

An Indian man & S-Class Merc:
-Must be the driver

A Malay man & S-Class Merc:
-A politician.


If Chinese women meet & gather:
-Mahjong

If Indian women meet & gather:
-Bollywood movie.

If Malay women meet & gather:
-Mengumpat


A Chinese youth drives a:
-New Toyota Vios

An Indian youth drives a:
-2nd hand Honda Civic

A Malay youth drives a:
-Heavily modified Myvi.


If Chinese youth meet & gather:
-Start business venture.

If Indian youth meet & gather:
-Gangster meeting

If Malay youth meet & gather:
-Ready to rempit


A Chinese goes to court:
-Estate & will disputes.

An Indian goes to court:
-The lawyer.

A Malay go to court:
-The judge.


If a Chinese steal money;
-Whole family malu.

If an Indian steals money;
-Gets scolded by amma

If a Malay steal money;
-Malu apa Boss ku? 😆🤣

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