Received via WhatsApp: Malaysian Hell 😹

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THE MALAYSIAN HELL
A man dies and finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.

At the German Hell, he is told: “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”

He does not like that, so he checks out American Hell, Russian Hell, Chinese Hell and many more. They are all similarly gruesome.

However, at the Malaysian Hell, a long line of people are waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, “What do they do here?”

He is told: “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”

“But that’s the same as the others,” says the man. “Why are so many people waiting to get in?”

“Because of the power cuts, the electric chair does not work.

The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable.

And the Malaysian devil also used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes home to do his own things. 😁😁

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